The substance produced by one's ocular cavity after watching a particularly emotional commercial regarding a long distance phone call to an elderly relative or former high school volleyball coach.
Toby, wipe that eye ejaculant off of your cheek, Dianne doesn't know what she's missing out on. Son, this too shall pass. Now finish your homework.
by Headyesq October 13, 2017
Get the Eye ejaculantmug. The act of "wanking", and right as you finish, you sign a document on legalizing prostutution with your "product"
by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016
Get the Ejaculation emancipationmug. by Barbsbarbie September 17, 2013
Get the nipple ejaculationmug. by mooò November 18, 2020
Get the Pure Ejaculationmug. Wtf was that!! Looked like i just powdered ejaculated like filling a ballon with flour and poping it.
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
Get the powdered ejaculatedmug. Holly : *spanking her ass* Hey boy, come get me
Bill : Er....puchk
Holly : Not that come you dumbfuck
Bill : Damn you Premature Ejaculation
Bill : Er....puchk
Holly : Not that come you dumbfuck
Bill : Damn you Premature Ejaculation
by Night Patrol June 25, 2015
Get the Premature Ejaculationmug. Busting your load on your partner in way that is amusing to you and/or your friends but not so much to your partner. It can involve anything from pulling out and busting a nut on her face/ear to such famed manuevers as the spiderman, superman or even the gorilla.
by Phill Latio February 15, 2008
Get the immature ejaculationmug.