Supremature Ejaculating

When a hypebeast, who usually boasts over his ability to perform sexually, suffers from premature ejaculation.

Chris had to put a quarter in the cum-too-soon jar again after supremature ejaculating on his Nike/off—white Jordan’s that just arrived in the mail.

by Hardi B May 8, 2020

Unsolicited ejaculation

When the pussy so good and you lose control and accidentally cum in her

My girl's mad at me for unsolicited ejaculation

by NEVERapper27 February 12, 2019

Ejaculative Slumber

When you pass out due to exhaustion shortly after busting a nut, and are plunged into deep sleep.

Dude, last night I slept 12 hours because of an ejaculative slumber!

by JK_Money December 13, 2020

nipple ejaculation

A phrase used in awkward situations to relieve tension

Person 1: soooo...
Person 2: nipple ejaculation
All: hahahaha

by Barbsbarbie September 17, 2013

Ejaculation emancipation

The act of "wanking", and right as you finish, you sign a document on legalizing prostutution with your "product"

"Me and Hilary made an ejaculation emancipation together on Tuesday!"

by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016

Premature Ejaculation

Finishing your manly ammunition even before your target appears.

Holly : *spanking her ass* Hey boy, come get me
Bill : Er....puchk
Holly : Not that come you dumbfuck
Bill : Damn you Premature Ejaculation

by Night Patrol June 25, 2015

immature ejaculation

Busting your load on your partner in way that is amusing to you and/or your friends but not so much to your partner. It can involve anything from pulling out and busting a nut on her face/ear to such famed manuevers as the spiderman, superman or even the gorilla.

Erin wasn't too impressed when Shawn pulled an immature ejaculation and came on her nose.

by Phill Latio February 15, 2008