ejaculite 

The crystal that is formed from dried semen. A combination of ejaculate and the suffix of geological minerals -ite.

"I hand released a load onto my stomach and since it was so hot out I had my fan on and it quickly caused it to harden into ejaculite crystals. I can barely move as it is pinching my stomach skin and is painful. I should get some more percocet from my urologist."

ejaculite by eolivine January 9, 2010

rejaculate

Spit, in the "spit or swallow" paradigm.

Do you rejaculate, or are your blowjobs actually worth the money?

rejaculate by BRooski August 4, 2009

spontaneous meat ejaculation

A spontaneous meat ejaculation is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable ejaculation which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. The amount of ejaculate it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal ejaculations. It normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.

Phil and Bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the All You Can Eat Meat Depot. They continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat ejaculation. They were happy they would be sharing this moment together.

spontaneous meat ejaculation by oscillation October 23, 2010

ejacunate

when you piss and ejaculate at the same time

dood you just ejacunated in my face and i loved it!

ejacunate by bagofdicks October 20, 2008

Ejaculatte 

A hot beverage, regardless of ingredients that is topped with fresh human ejaculate. This occurs when a male is milked directly over the cup.

If the ejaculate is mixed with saliva in the mouth of the barista first, then spat into the drink so that it is bubbly, it is considered a spafaccino (spaf + cappuccino).

If the ejaculate is frozen into a ball and added directly to black coffee, it is referred to as a spaffogato (spaf + affogato).

This drink comes with a warning that it *may* contains nuts.

Ricardo: "keep pumping, Marina. Soon, my hot load will crown the surface if yet another beverage"
Marina: "My arms are tired. Are you sure there isn't a way I can take a break from pumping out ejaculattes?"
Ricardo: "Of course, my dear. Open wide, it's time to make a spafacinno"
Marina: *hot gagging sounds*

Ejaculatte by Souper Rare July 28, 2022

Mental Ejaculation 

To expel all knowledge, in no particular order, of a certain subject in a definate space of time.

Jane: How'd the Spanish test Go?
Dick: Mental Ejaculation. I mentally ejaculated all over it.

Mental Ejaculation by Geophree Godnam March 24, 2006

ejaculatory substance 

Substance produced from masturbation, known as cum.

He produces a lot ejaculatory substances when we have sex.

ejaculatory substance by Someoneyouknowbutdont April 4, 2022