by Headahh12345678xx October 23, 2019
man 1: yo I just got a new eggplant, wanna try it with me.
man 2: YEAH BOI
woman: wait wtf
man 1: just shove it in my ass when your ready
man 2: YEAH BOI
woman: wait wtf
man 1: just shove it in my ass when your ready
by oofie447 March 05, 2019
Most commonly known as a purple, spongy, absorbent fruit but in modern day slang it is known as a cockasaraus.
Girl 1: "OMFG bitch you wanna see this pic I just got?"
Girl 2: "HOLY SHIT that cockasaraus is as large as an eggplant"
Girl 2: "HOLY SHIT that cockasaraus is as large as an eggplant"
by Fishbowling March 31, 2022
by 17374838499 August 22, 2020
by subscribe to me on youtube pls October 11, 2018
This is when the competition can access someone living with you, most times your children to report on what's going on in your home. This could be good, bad indifferent etc. It doesn't matter what "The Intel is" this allows them to stay one step ahead of you or steal or benefit from your ideas, inventions, purchasing habits etc. The child is usually tricked into this situation. The child is your (Egg planted). get it!
by Why Heals September 06, 2022