Schrodinger's Ejaculation

A situation of when your neither know if someone has ejaculated or has not ejaculated

Don't pull a Schrodinger's Ejaculation on me!

by UltraKami November 9, 2022

ejaculation

See: Spooge

I spooged like a freight train last night, all over my bitch's face. She is such a spooge monster.

by Spoogie McSpooge August 21, 2003

social ejaculation

To reach a non-sexual climax in a social situation which results in immense relaxation and low energy, often followed promptly by a withdrawal from the interaction and deep slumber.

Wow, that guy was so excited last night when he arrived at the party, he told all of his stories to his friends and experienced social ejaculation within a half hour. He was later found snoring on the couch, unresponsive and content, all the while sober.

by Martin Smiles April 26, 2010

Ejaculationship

A relationship based on a booty call. Specifically from the male perspective. Less substantial than FWB.

Chrissy and I have a great ejaculationship going on.

by DurtyB808 June 12, 2011

Eraculation

Term describing an incident whereby you ejaculate in the same instance as your penis begins to become erect.

Rob:'Ah man, sophia just gave me a lapdance and i eraculated....'
D:'An eraculation can be a very distressing thing to happen....'

by D-H-Man June 28, 2008

ejaculation

white stuff that coming out of a stick

I love reaching ejaculation

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previewture ejaculation

when previews include important plot details or revelations that spoil the film before actual viewing occurs.

Hey did you check out Shutter Island?
Nope major previewture ejaculation when i watched the advertisements.
Haha i know. OMG WHO COULD THE OTHER PATIENT BE?

by The Sullier January 10, 2011