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excel monkey

an office worker, especially a typical, corporate, demoralized, mundane spreadsheet worker. an urban rat racer.

from: "Microsoft Excel" + "monkey"
She showed that cosplay can make money ... That is the message Enako had cemented into Japan. And to think she would've been another excel monkey if it wasn't for her fans dragging her back.

How Japan's No.1 Cosplayer Dominated Everyone

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXz_s7p-NVQ&t=665
by excelmonkey December 7, 2025
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Excellent butthole

Exclamation.

1. A salutation for the socially-awkward meaning, "Good-bye. Thank you for a wonderful day of joy, jokes, and memories. Hope the remainder of your day is excellent, and you make kickass pumpkin carvings of animal orifices."
Florence: "Bye, excellent navigation today."
Taylor: "Excellent butthole."
Taylor: "I'm sorry. My brain has been exhausted of all energy levels, and it just decided to stop functioning. I am ashamed."
by Master of Shit Jobs October 9, 2022
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Piss of Excellence

Mixing Mountain Dew with Jack Daniels for the best drink ever! It'll literally turn you piss excellent!
by The GarrBear November 27, 2011
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The 3P's of Performance Excellence

The 3P's are defined as;

People, Process and Product.

These are Essential Elements towards Achievement and Sustainment of Performance Excellence
Life is all about People, going through a Process delivering a Product that is ultimately measured between the date they were born until they die. "The Dash" (The 3P's of Performance Excellence)
by The G.R.I.P. Master July 1, 2024
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Excel

Excel=monkey
Excel is a monke
by Leob1253 April 21, 2022
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Excel

The application software by Microsoft that has a unique position in eSports as the only non-gaming software that plays a competitive role in eSports.
When the tournament organizers pulled out their Excel sheets for stats analysis, I knew we were in for a real eSports tournament.
by Emotional Cruiser August 16, 2025
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