email dump

a) your personal emails that are specifically " dumped" on the media, by someone betraying you, in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.

if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if email dump-definition a)- will be used by that "someone" to "torpedo you underwater" decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career

by Sexydimma October 2, 2018

Secondary Email

The email account you give away to people or businesses you don't want to hear from. Usually used to get free samples.

That Red Bull representative wouldn't give me a free sample unless I gave her my email address, so I gave her my secondary email

by Kircus February 18, 2010

Email Hell

A email discussion among 5 or more people exchanging more than 20 emails per business day, discussing nothing in particular, lasting more than three months.

"Hey did you hear about Steve and his girl?"
"No, what happened?"
"They're getting back together. Didn't you read email hell?"
"Meh, I had a meeting yesterday afternoon and I'm 138 messages behind."

by EmailHell October 26, 2006

email excess

a state of flooding inbox

I always have email excess on Monday morning!
-I'm currently out of the office and will have limited email excess.
-You are so lucky!

by morganfreemanbuster September 6, 2013

email spelunking

The act of doing a deep dive into your email folders in the attempts to retrieve information.

I engaged in email spelunking while trying to find that invite to my brother's wedding.

No email spelunking allowed while crossing the street. It can be life-threatening!

by powerofslow August 23, 2012

email thuggin

Being passive aggressive in an email in a corporate setting. Going back and forth in an email and making shitty comments to the other party on the sly.

I'll get on my email thuggin game too and fuck his world up.

by T-Drizzle April 21, 2017

speed of email

When you send an email to the person in the next office and then appear in front of them before it hits their inbox or at the latest before they have had a chance to open and skim it.

"I think it's not right not to respect the speed of email. It is confusing."
"Jack shot Peter a mail and just walked over at the speed of email. Be like Jack."

by Vatu August 22, 2019