Big Purple Eggplant

Big Purple Eggplant
Big Pur-ple Egg-plant
1. UK: /bɪɡ/ /ˈpɝ .pəl/ /ˈeɡ.plɑ nt/
2. US: /bɪɡ/ /ˈpɝ .pəl/ /ˈeɡ.plænt/

Noun:
1. An emoji that references that one male appendage that resembled Dr. Evil's rocket in Austin Powers.

Synonyms include but are not limited to: dick, pecker, privates, wang, willy (not Willy Nelson) johnson, penis, tallwacker, shlong, weiner, one-eyed monster, woody, prick, mini-me.

Your wife certain likes Big Purple Eggplants (aka BPEs)...

by Glossopharyngeal Zola August 20, 2024

squishy eggplant

When a guys cock is huge erect and teeny tiny flaccid

I don't want to show girls my cock unless I'm erect because I have a squishy eggplant

by Tig ol bitty-1 May 15, 2016

Eggplant

This is when the competition can access someone living with you, most times your children to report on what's going on in your home. This could be good, bad indifferent etc. It doesn't matter what "The Intel is" this allows them to stay one step ahead of you or steal or benefit from your ideas, inventions, purchasing habits etc. The child is usually tricked into this situation. The child is your (Egg planted). get it!

No worries we can access information from the "eggplant."

by Why Heals September 6, 2022

Blue eggplant

Blue eggplant is when the circulation is cut off of your dick and it turns blue

When it's blue you have an issue. If you have a blue eggplant you need to go see a doctor

by Hsvdjajdbeyaiabru February 12, 2022

Eggplant

The eggplant is usually the child (The Eggplant) that resides with you, who is providing intel or information to the outside parent, the competition or anyone who wants to know what's going on in your home for various reasons. The reasons could be good, bad or indifferent.

We have access via the eggplant.

by Why Heals September 6, 2022

Epic eggplant

When you wrap a bunch of rubber bands around the base of your penis so that it swells up and turns purple like an eggplant.

Last week I fucked a girl with my epic eggplant

Are you going to do an epic eggplant for your date tonight?

by Mynoduesp321 October 6, 2023

eggplant girl

A female whose body type is between a BBW and an Athletic one. They usually wear purple colored one piece dresses and take the shape of an eggplant. Formally known as EPs in the sex industry for their oblong body type and sexual prowess.

You should check out that site eggplantgirl.com. That Eggplant Girl can surely ride him like a trailer hitch!

by LRockDub20 November 21, 2018