bone droop

The loss of an erection or overall sexual arousal due to the sudden visual of a hideous looking individual. Usually occurs when trolling through craigslist personals section. Should be accompanied by a "wah waah" horn sound in the background.

"Ugh, I was trolling the Craigslist casual encounters, clicked on a chicks ad, took one look at her, and had immediate bone droop."

by Elusiveunicorn69 October 18, 2014

russian droolette

When a man is in a room full of women (preferably sluts or skanks). Each girl has 30 seconds to give him head before the next girl's turn. The girl who receives the moneyshot loses.

I know shes a spitter, cause I saw her lose a game if russian droolette.

by Jack Diesel April 1, 2016

Love Drool

When you love somebody so much, your bodily functions shut down, causing you to go full retard, and you drool on them.

Her: EW babe! My hair is wet.
Him: I'm sorry babe I cant help it, I'm love drooling!

by SlickShakespeare August 12, 2017

Snoop Droop

The way your eyes lower after a big 'ol bong hit.

Drug user 1: Yo! That mans is high as fuck!

Drug user 2: Nah, man, his eyes just small, bruh.

Drug user 1: False, yo! Them bitches lower than low! He's on cloud nine, he got the Snoop Droop!

by abdboy June 14, 2018

Micro-Droop

The state of male penile flaccidness and temporary inability to get a stiffy due to excessive abuse and consumption of micro brewed beers.

I picked her up at Hopps Brewhouse and had her in my bed naked ready to ride me cowgirl but I got the micro-droop and she ended up sucking Mr. Softy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

drooling vegetable

One who’s head resembles a large, round, fruit or vegetable such as a pumpkin or a huge tomato.

This individual is unable to regulate the amount of saliva their mouth produces, causing them to drool uncontrollably.

It is likely this individual is also dimwitted.

"Why can't that guy figure it out?"
"Cut him some slack. He's a drooling vegetable."

by Sean Courtney July 16, 2008

drool dance

When a cat goes into super affectionate mode, kneads any soft body part and begins to drool. Often accompanied by an almost orgasmic look on his face.

My cat woke me up at 3am doing the drool dance on my head

by Jasper's Mom September 22, 2006