by TJizzle September 15, 2007
Get the douchebaggotry mug.The act of knocking someone down, or waiting for one to fall asleep, and dipping a used douche repeatedly in their face. Closely related to Teabagging.
"Marc, man, you seriously have to stop douchebagging people. That's messed up, man."
"GOD DAMN IT! He f***ing douchebagged me again!"
"GOD DAMN IT! He f***ing douchebagged me again!"
by Kryzer May 7, 2007
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he first coined the phrase when he intended to call someone a douchebag and a faggot at the same time but due to a lapse of intellegence(happens every five minutes) he accidently said douchebaggots
a douchebaggot is on fact someone being a raging "shithead"
he first coined the phrase when he intended to call someone a douchebag and a faggot at the same time but due to a lapse of intellegence(happens every five minutes) he accidently said douchebaggots
a douchebaggot is on fact someone being a raging "shithead"
JT: OMG, those guys that are beating up that retarded orphan with aborted fetuses are douchebaggots
EVERYONE ELSE: did you just say douchebaggots, your such a fucking dumbass JT
EVERYONE ELSE: did you just say douchebaggots, your such a fucking dumbass JT
by D-STAR April 6, 2007
Get the douchebaggots mug.a word used to decribe a sentence or gesture. if someone says or does something deuchbaggety, it refers to them as being a deuchebag.
by i think my name is will January 30, 2007
Get the deuchebaggety mug.Mike: Yo, did you hear that John stole Harry's girlfriend?
Trevor: Yeah, he's full of douchebaggery.
Trevor: Yeah, he's full of douchebaggery.
by Scumdiddily July 7, 2014
Get the Douchebaggery mug.This is the first, and least offensive, degrees on the scale of douchebaggery in which a person can commit. It's observed by the violator's general ignorance to the fact that he/she has even committed such a crime at all. Usually the offense is innocent enough in nature, and independent of any other incident(s); perhaps, even the only such occasion that the individual has performed. The litmus test for 1st-degree douchebaggery can be performed by noticing if the individual is instantly self-aware of the incident, and if they are quick to apologize for it.
Shrek: "Man, Jeff bailed on me last weekend when we were supposed to go kayaking. He said he had accidently double-booked himself, and that we could re-schedule. That's some serious douchebaggery."
Scuff: "Hmmm. No man, normally Jeff is pretty straight-up about things. I think this is just a simple case of douchebaggery in the 1st degree."
Shrek: "I think you're right. How findeth the Court of Public Opinion, Jeff, on the charge of douchebaggery in the 1st degree?"
Bystanders: "GUILTY!!!"
Shrek: "Motion carries. Sentencing tomorrow at noon."
Note: If the Court of Public Opinion has found the defendant to be guilty of a prior charge of 1st-degree douchebaggery, it may very well be possible that the current charge in question escalates to the next-highest level in magnitude; douchebaggery in the 2nd degree. In addition, the prior conviction also gets elevated to this new, and even more egregious level based on principle alone.
Scuff: "Hmmm. No man, normally Jeff is pretty straight-up about things. I think this is just a simple case of douchebaggery in the 1st degree."
Shrek: "I think you're right. How findeth the Court of Public Opinion, Jeff, on the charge of douchebaggery in the 1st degree?"
Bystanders: "GUILTY!!!"
Shrek: "Motion carries. Sentencing tomorrow at noon."
Note: If the Court of Public Opinion has found the defendant to be guilty of a prior charge of 1st-degree douchebaggery, it may very well be possible that the current charge in question escalates to the next-highest level in magnitude; douchebaggery in the 2nd degree. In addition, the prior conviction also gets elevated to this new, and even more egregious level based on principle alone.
by Sir Scoofsalot February 9, 2015
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