duche canoe

someone acting like a dick, or an asshole

Corey says to micheal "dont be a duche canoe you fucking fagot i love you coreyy:DD

by katelyn :DD August 31, 2010

dooche canoe

used for the import and export of dooche.

hey scotty pack me a popper.""no."" ur a dooche canoe.

by whorewood December 1, 2010

Duche canoe

A person acting like a complete ass hole and man whore.

"That German is such a duche canoe" said jordan

by Nick's a dick May 28, 2016

Douche Canoes

Boat shoes

Look at that asshole sailing his douche canoes. What a Chad.

by tankgirl626 September 8, 2013

Dousche Canoe

The slitwhere you insert the Dousche Nozzle looks like a canoe. Hence Dousche Canoe or another way of calling someone a pussy.

Dude - Mandese is such a Dousche Canoe he won't even call me to talk about his screw up.

Friend - He's always been a little pussy. What did you expect.
Dude - True, I'll see him sooner or later.

by Ohheyo July 14, 2014

Duche canoe

A person who thinks only of self. Inconsiderate to the nth degree. Will react with tears, signs of hurt should one criticize the behavior. True narsocist

You are such a duche canoe! I told you I didn’t like liver!

by MesaMil February 3, 2022

Douch Canoe

A vehicle, typically a pickup truck (i.e., land canoe) operated by an obnoxious total loser.

A douch canoe just cut me off in traffic.

by Super_G February 17, 2022