Doodie Dick

The result of not washing after Doodie Fucking (see definition).

I just doodie fucked Jocelyn and I couldn't shower right away and now I got doodie dick.

by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011

Doody Golem

A Doody Golem is similar to the traditional Golem of Jewish folklore but instead being made out of earth of clay it is made out of human or animal excrament.

"Oh Moshe, What evil thing have you constructed?? Is it a Golem?"

"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."

"The rebbe would not approve!"

by Shmuli Ellison February 24, 2008

Doody Cakes

Someone's buttocks be it juicy, slim, fit, thick.. whatever the case. You are referancing the booty.

" God has blessed them, just look at those doody cakes!"

by Rensijn February 2, 2021

doody sleep

Amount of sleep which is needed for a person to poop well when he or she gets up in the morning.

You don't need beauty sleep, however, you definitely could use some doody sleep. When was the last time you pooped?

by Igor Klebanov June 22, 2017

Doody Pops

Farts. The sound of barking spiders. A child safe FART word for little kids. A"POP!" that smell like Doody! A Pop! that smells like Pop! A smelly sound, when Mommy says "Bad Dog!"

"Bobby, did you make doody pops? " Bobby points at the dog, "Dolly did it!" "Bad dog!" Mommy says.

by Bob Who October 1, 2016

Little Doody

The act of urinating. Also known as number 1.

“I drank so much water, I have to go little doody.”

“We went to the rest stop for a little doody break.”

by Harold McDonald March 29, 2021

Doodie sploosh

when you take a shit and the water splashes back up onto your butt

yo i just took the fattest shit in the bathroom and had a doodie sploosh

by ashlikesbeans July 26, 2020