Olympic diver

When you take a shit and the turd dives right down the hole of the toilet and you dont see it anymore

I was on the toilet heard a plop and when i got up nothing was there.... must have been an Olympic diver

by Awesome beard March 21, 2017

dumpster diver

A guy who likes trashy women.

Did you see that nasty chick Jonathan picked up? He's such a dumpster diver.

by geemogene December 31, 2010

scuba diver

The act of having a shit (whilst sitting on the toilet) without needing to flush as it has already made its way down the U-tube and out of site in the actual bowl.

Ringo: Ahhhhh that was a good shit.
Kuba: That's disgusting, I didn't even hear you flush.
Ringo: Scuba diver mate...

by HoOoOOOOooooOOoo October 18, 2009

muff diver

The act of:
1) Licking carpet
2) Chowing down on box
3) Licking her other lips

Ref: South Park
"To be a lesbian I gotta chow down on this box"

by Stray Cat January 10, 2004

muff diver

one who gives oral sex to women.

Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.

by Brandi February 6, 2003

Diversity

1) An old, old wooden ship, used in the Civil War era.

2) Variety, having many different forms of gender or ethnicity.

In addition, a lot of you have probably heard of the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the News team.

by Macier Q. Ross September 14, 2009

Diversity

It's what's killing American culture and letting Islam be taught as fact in our schools, because it's a recognition of other faiths. It lets people hang up decorations for kwanzaa (which really isn't a "holiday, it's a celebration of african harvest) but won't allow christmas trees or manger scenes shown in public, it's insulting to the immigrants and blacks. It's why santa decorations are also made to be black, despite the fact that St. Nicholas was NOT black, but it's a recognition of diversity, people. It's just as bad as cultural diffusion.

Let's destroy our traditions to appease the minorities, it's morally correct.

by Loki June 10, 2003