Disturbed The Master

Masturbating. Only a male term for it.

Disturbed The Master{past tense}
Disturbing The Master{present tense}
Disturb The Master{pre tense}
Master= penis
Disturb= masterbate

Teacher: "What did you do over the weekend?"
Girl: "I GOT A NEW PUPPY!"
Boy: "I disturbed the master then played cod."

by MMMX3 May 18, 2011

Disturbance in the force

In reference to star wars.

It can also be said as "my spody sense is tingling"

A esp or sixth sense a guy has when a hot woman or girl is in proxy

I feel a disturbance in the force.

by Theamazinggeek November 4, 2018

sex disturbance

when you are in the act of having intercourse, "sex", with your boyfriend or girlfriend and your phone rings/doorbell rings/knock on the door interrupts.

*phone rings*
*girl is about to come*

ahh!! sex disturbance!!

by TheAsainChick February 23, 2010

Disturbed Lemon

The act of forcefully inserting pieces of lemon up ones vagina.

Me: I heard Teena has a puckering pussy.
Your Mom: Yeah, I gave her a disturbed lemon.

by TelaTequeefta October 29, 2012

gastric disturbance

a dirty rip in the drawers; generally tends to be in a gaseous state unless you don't want it to be. Better known to the crew as a GD.

Could also be caused by a trapping of air by sniper fun.

I got a GD in my bunghole, and it's ganja tear out at any moment.

by bm February 25, 2004

shit disturber

To put it politely, someone that is a jerk to a point where even jerks find the person annoying and/or aggravating to deal with.

In short, a person that is such a jerk that he or she makes even jerks look like nice people by comparison. Hence the name shit disturber; the idea being that even something as offensive as excrement would find the person offensive.

We were having a peaceful discussion on a message board. Although we couldn’t come to an agreement, we were able to end the discussion like mature adults and agreed to disagree. Just as we were at the stage of leaving it at that and moving on, some troll barges in and starts flaming both of us, igniting a massive flamewar that lasted for months before the moderators finally put an end to it. I’ve seen some offensive people in my life but before I encountered this guy, I’d met few people that would qualify as a shit disturber as this person does.

by An optimist with experience June 6, 2005

Mentally disturbed

Any person with an identifiable set of genitalia that “identifies “ as anything other than the sex Mother Nature fashioned them as.

Pat claims to be “gender fluid”. In truth, Pat is a classic example of someone that is mentally disturbed and should be locked away in an asylum being fed meds and given a lobotomy.

by What’s wrong with You People? July 7, 2019