destroyed in seconds

a show on the science channel (although it was originally on the discovery channel) about things going horifically wrong, as told through archive footage from camcorders and security cams and the likes. the show is hosted and narrated by ron pitts, who has the easiest job in the world (give in intro and an enthuthiastic narration of an explosion).
regular events on the show:
explosions
speed boat wrecks
car/motorcycle crashes
stunts gone wrong
solid show that provides good bursts of half hour entertainment.

I was flipping through the channels the other day and came across an awesome explosion. Intruiged, I stayed on the channel, and heard the enthuthiastic narration of Ron Pitts, confirming that this was, in fact, Destroyed in Seconds. I watched for the next twenty minutes, intruiged by the premise of destruction.

by wpk914 November 8, 2010

Destroyed By Dick December

An equivalent event to Destroy Your Dick December wherein you must get fucked an amount of times equal to the day of the month.

"I need to have sex one more time today so I can keep up with Destroyed By Dick December."

by DuckOnVacation November 6, 2018

meat destroyer

Can be any human being, regardless of gender. Will take a penis by the hand, mouth, feet, or anywhere else, and destroy it. Can destroy it by any means imaginable.

"Man the meat destroyer ruined my genitalia again!"

by Tknorr43 December 26, 2014

Nursery destroyer

A nursery destroyer is someone who takes an interest in younger kids like a nonce but the kids are even younger.

Oi Michael you’re such a nursery destroyer.

by Lewis0341 October 3, 2017

Now i am become death, the destroyer of worlds

''Now i am become death, the destroyer of worlds'' Was the infamous quote said by J. Robert Oppenheimer on July 16, 1945, As he witnessed the first detonation of a nuclear weapon, With the location being in new mexico.

jack : now i am become death, the destroyer of worlds
rob : isn't that Oppenheimer's quote?

by ArcaneWizard May 28, 2021

distorted penguins

kick ass ska band

distorted penguins kick ass!!!

by beatbopper October 26, 2003

destroyer

This is when the male takes his entire hand in the shape of a claw and roughly inserts it into the female's vagina. Its 50 times more painful than a guy trying to finger a girl when he hasn't trimmed his fingernails in a month.

"Mike was so fucking drunk last night that he attempted the destroyer on me. I kicked him in the face and broke up with his lame ass right on the spot!"

by Aubrey March 16, 2004