Discount Baby

/n/ A baby born on or near a day with a annual discount.

List of days a discount baby may occur:
Beginning of September
End of December
And the beginning of every month.

by Razorclaw the crab April 22, 2020

Discount Track

not a ‘discount rack’ where under-priced and unwanted objects sit and wait, the Discount Track is where bargains are rotated around in front of potential customers

like a sushi train. or high school

he looks like got his new gf off the discount track

Q - where did she get that awful jacket ? A - off the discount track

by scmat February 10, 2021

DiscountedJames

DiscountedJames is very good a making discord servers and is very good at Minecraft PVP

Guy1: Who Is DiscountedJames?
Guy2: He Is Really Good At Making Discord Servers

by ArranEXE July 30, 2021

DiscountedJames

DiscountedJames Is VERY COOL

DiscountedJames Are You VERY COOL
No.

by James :0 September 5, 2021

discount smurf

When a person puts on a red swimming cap they then become a Discount Smurf.

(IT HAS TO BE A RED ONE)

Person 1: Hey I forgot I had a red swimming cap in my bag haha!

Person 2: Give it to me
.
Person 1: Huh?

Person 2: Now.

Person 1: Okay then *Hands over red swimming cap*

Person 2: *Puts red swimming cap on* I am now a Discount Smurf.

by Discount Smurf August 10, 2022

DISCUNT

When a friend will NOT hook up another friend with a discount that he/she (not "he-she") gets somewhere.

That fuck hole friend of yours gave me a DISCUNT and I paid full price!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023

discount fuck

A person that looks like someone you wanted to fuck, back in the day, but couldn't

I got my Discount Fuck, when I fucked that bitch/ass, that looked like the girl/guy wanted to in H.S.

by Sandtrap Couillard April 1, 2023