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Disdraction

When you need a distraction from real life so you listen to Kim Dracula.
Life has been too hard. I need a disdraction.
by LXXLoveRoulette August 7, 2023
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Distractionship

A romantic relationship, often short in nature, engaged in by one or both parties as a means of distracting one from ones own life content be that the positive or negative aspects, for example their goals, or success, or issues, or problems, or projects etc.

As a distraction to the individuals personal life, it is often short lived and half-arsed, lacking the drive and attention needed to sustain a meaningful relationship.
"Hey Edward hows things been going? Gotten up to much since I saw you last?"

"Well I just finished a distractionship last month that I was in to avoid working on my novel because I'm afraid of my own success. Other than that, not much."
by _Eager_ August 12, 2024
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distraktion

Her eyes proved too much of a distraktion for his concentration.
by Tie.Dye.Pirate.Guy December 8, 2024
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unpleasant distraction

An unpleasant thought you might get when you are reminded of something you might have to do do later on that is not you really want to do.
In the middle of the meeting John got an unpleasant distraction of when last week at lunch break he had to sit in the very back seat of his employee's cx-9 on the way to the restaurant and wished he would not have to do it again today.
by supajack July 25, 2011
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gravponics description block

When trying to define the aspects and functioning of the gravponics system it gets denied, blocked, and unpublished on urbandictionary.com.
Even though i am clearly describing it in a clear manner and referencing other gravponics related articles, the information that i am trying to describe just wont get published. It is a real thing that is getting blocked no matter how i am describing it. I see alot of words on here that are fabricated and they get approved. To deny even this definition is to say its not happening is the essence of the gravponics description block.
by doublestandarddems April 19, 2013
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penile distraction

when you are working/doing something and someone walks up to you with hard wood. Then you turn and are astounded by the massive wang so you can't go back to work.
while working on my test my teacher, John Madden, stuck out his massive wand and caused me to be in the event of penile distraction.
by cacabutt123 June 13, 2014
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anal disruption syndrome

when the insides of your anus tear out and find themselves someplace else, anywhere other than where they should be.
John: Aw man, I'm having trouble with this anal disruption syndrome...
Mark: Your what?!
John: *tears his fucking anus in half*
by thetrueboi June 7, 2018
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