Diane Simmons

A character from the television series 'Family Guy'. She is the co-host of the Channel 5 News, together with Tom Tucker.

From her numerous comments, it could be said that she is racist, flirtatious and bitchy.

Tom Tucker: Well Diane, there's something you're gonna have to get used to. Men running away from you.

Diane Simmons: Shut up Tom, you're so far in the closet you're finding Christmas presents!

by Rock DJ December 3, 2004

diane tucker

A slutty hoe who teaches at hammonton high school and sucks dick in the back alley of Walmart as her best paying job

Fuck you Diane Tucker!

by Crystalicwolf19 February 15, 2018

Diana

The sweetest girl ever! She's usually shy, but has a huge heart and cares for her girlfriend/boyfriend. She may have those "bitchy" moments but thats what you love about her. She is super funny, and caring. She may freak out sometimes, but that's what makes her so adorable.

Hey, who's that girl?
Oh, she's a diana.

by kPoOpP January 23, 2019

diane

someone that is the most beautiful girl in the world and really awesome

David is madly in love with Diane

by David Big Wang September 13, 2008

Dianasaurus

A humanoid girl who is disguised as a boy, yet who is part dinosaur, whose name is Diana. Basically the evolved form of Diana.

Tony: Hey guys it's diana.
Devon: No, it's dianasaurus- just look at the way she walks.

by strictly4MNinjas July 7, 2011

Diane

She will chug grape Gatorade in less than two hours and buy another one. She will get drunk on this stuff. Diane is a addicted teenager that needs to be stopped.

I wish I had a Diane to supply me Gatorade.

by BakedGatorade September 15, 2019

dianetics

A crazy pseudo science, but also...Jack Black sees you walkin but all he can think about is, DIANETICS, your butt cheeks is warm.

Dianetics junior much better than krishna
dianetics junior much better indeed

by whey face February 21, 2004