dingus

An utterly stupid person

That guy over there is a dingus. Don't listen to anyithing he says.

by Shawn B. March 28, 2003

dingus

One who stretches every morning in hopes of sucking his own dick.

1. That dingus went to the ER after drinking a six-pack of O'Doules.
2. That mongloid is such a Dingus Khan.

by big biff and the chubbs January 23, 2005

dingus

A person.. particularly someone's Dad who is very stupid and likes 1970s muscle cars and expensive designer clothing.

Example A: My Dad is a real dingus he likes old muscle cars that cost $2,000

Example B: Hurry up, dingus stop jacking off in the bathroom and let's get wasted!

by Johnny McJoints August 31, 2007

dingus

a dingus is a candle lantern made by miners, by taking an empty whiskey or other bottle and removing the bottom by wrapping a kerosene soaked string around the spot you want the glass to break at, lighting the string and plunging the bottle into a bucket of water.

by J C Hosack July 24, 2003

dingus

the small area between your asshole and your genitalia. also "paenus" or "vainus" or see also "taint". all refer to said section of no mans land between front and back doors (or pole). or used as a derrogitory name for someone familiar.

"OOOOOOW! goddamn that hurt! "
"he kicked me right in the dingus!"

"common dingus! hurry up we gotta go!"

by s rudiman September 03, 2005

dingus

Describes someone as an idiot, dumbass, or dickhead. See also Zubin.

Cool Guy: Hey guys, we're playing hockey tonight.
Zubin: Yeah lets play hockey tonight!
Cool Guy: Okay, when are we playing?
Zubin: Wtf! We've just discussed this.. Learn to listen you idiot..
Cool Guy: Fuck you, you're not playing.. my dick in the cold is taller than you!
Zubin: *Tries to act tough* Come on, bring it on. C'mon you DINGUS!
Cool Guy: *Busts out AK-47* PRRRAAHHHH! MY NUTS, BITCH!

by OnionRings April 30, 2006

Dingus McKringus

A person who is such a jackass they make your brain cells commit mass suicide one by one until your brain turns into pink Jell-O.

John is such a Dingus McKringus.

by OG Brett N Joe May 13, 2015