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Dignity Cloth

A euphemistic term for any material (although most commonly a tissue) used to clean up after oneself post auto-eroticism.

Use in the singular is consistent even if more than one tissue is required for the mop up.

While most commonly applicable to, it is not male exclusive.
After masturbating for the ninth time before noon, David realized this is what his life had amounted to after getting dumped by his half-blind, socially awkward, deaf, mute, perpetually stoned girlfriend.

Considering ending it all there, he gazed down at the mess he had just unleashed and heaved a great sigh. The thought of being found dead covered in his own ejaculate quickly dissuaded him. Reaching for a piece of dignity cloth, he slowly cleaned and pulled himself back together.
by French Peasant October 5, 2010
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Non-digitus extractus

I acknowledge that it's taking longer than you expected but the powers-that-be have been struck down by a rare case of Non-digitus extractus.
by Piemanius March 7, 2009
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Digital Girl

It's the shawty that ya boys never see they only hear about. You only communicate with her via digital technology (Ex. text, Gchat, AIM, Facebook, Myspace, Skype, etc.).
"Shawty is bout to be my new digital girl", "I'm about to turn that girl digital", "I just pulled a digital girl"
You go on Spring Break and hook up wit a shawty, get her name and numba and make her ya digital girl. You spit game to her on the side after the break by texting, facebooking, skyping, etc.
by VTBossHog March 5, 2009
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Digital Dave

A person who is a bit too obsessed with all things digital so that he is constantly on his laptop, I phone or computer console and probably does not have many friends except for in Second Life or Match.com
"Hey Joe do you want to come to the Pub tonight?"

"No thanks mate, I'd rather stay at home in my underpants playing Medal of Honour with my virtual friends.."

"Don't be such a loser, you are such a Digital Dave."
by Manuel Albalasomething April 7, 2009
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Digital Crickets

The sound made by all the mouse clicking and typing on computers while people work on their computers in a room. Resembling the sound of crickets during an evening in the summer months.
As I sat in the library I noticed all I could hear was digital crickets.
by cali3sun March 19, 2011
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digital handshake

When two or more parties are having an exchange over some form of digital media (ie. cellphone, webcam, teleconference, video, etc.) and they substitute handshaking that would occur naturally during a face-to-face meeting with shaking whatever electronic device they are presently using.
Example 1:
Harvey Specter : “Mike, you really screwed up. But don’t screw up the digital handshake. Play the man, not the game. This is how you show them that you are a man and that you mean business.”

Mike Ross : “A digital handshake? What do you mean?”

Harvey Specter : “After we introduce ourselves on the videoconference, be sure to pick up the laptop and shake it to signify the digital handshake. Shake firmly three times, otherwise they won’t trust you."

Mike Ross : “They didn’t teach me how to do this in law school.“

Harvey Specter : “You wouldn't have learned this in law school if you went there.”

Example 2:
Nancy and Chester on chatroulette.

Chester : “I knew he was trustworthy. You can tell so much about a man by his digital handshake.”

Nancy : “I know, I love a man with a firm digital handshake."
by RespectTheAdmiral December 23, 2014
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Bo Diggity

Usually used to describe cool jazz music.
Dude, thats so Bo Diggity. *jazz music*
by Jazz Monkey December 24, 2010
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