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Dick-Haven December

After completion of No-Nut November, men shall be rewarded with the ability to do the horniest actions with girls throughout the month of December. No girl can decline his wishes.
Girl - “HEY! DON’T TOUCH MY TITS!”

Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December

Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”
by GMSsvage November 23, 2023
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Decline Dick December

For people who failed NNN or people who want to challenge themselves further after winning NNN
Weak Mortal: “bro I just failed No Nut November
God: “nah bro you can still do Decline Dick December
by RealBarackObama November 11, 2020
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Big Dick December

Where all men with a penis size 6 1/2 inches complete a circle jerk 3 times a day
by Big Dick December October 6, 2020
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decline dick december

girls are not allowed to have any sort of interaction with a penis for the full month of december
boy: suck my weiner, wanna diddle around?, lets dry sex!
girl: i cant its decline dick december.
by amanda pedle December 2, 2019
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Dodge dick december

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.
1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020
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Damage Dick December

Aka. DDD-lite
The easy version of Destroy Dick December (DDD). In Damage Dick December (DDD-), you ejaculate 3 times a day or more by any means that involves physical stimulation of the penis. Once you've completed the challenge, you'll have ejaculated at least 93 times in one month.

This version of the challenge is necessary because no one has ever actually completed Destroy Dick December and some have actually been hospitalized in the attempt.
"I failed Destroy Dick December last year, so I think I'll just do Damage Dick December this year."
"Oh, you're trying DDD-lite? Well, good luck. It might get hard around Christmas and New Years with all your family over."
" What, my dick or the challenge?"
"Both."
by Biggest Dicky November 12, 2020
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Destroy Dick December

The month following No Nut November. As a relief for now nutting for a whole month, during Destroy Dick December you have to nut once on first December, twice on 2nd December and so on.
Dude my balls are going to explode I'm really looking forward to Destroy Dick December
by Austriaball November 13, 2017
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