stop being so dense
by callum you arse September 17, 2019
Get the densemug. When someone says dense, they mean stupid. If someone is dense, they don’t understand simple common sense or can’t understand an easy topic. They say dense because you’re brain is too dense with stuff so you don’t think right.
by badowshoo May 24, 2019
Get the densemug. by Angrybison264 November 23, 2021
Get the dense pancakemug. When a woman uses multiple devices such as towels or extra breast carrying devices in order to enhance the size of her boobs.
by ilikewafflesnsyrup October 1, 2016
Get the Dense Breastmug. Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":
Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025
Get the Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":mug. 1)Dense means that something/someone is heavy/thick. For example, oil is less dense than water, so it floats on the top.
2) Dense can also be used as an insult. For example, you can use this word to describe a person who is thick headed or stupid.
2) Dense can also be used as an insult. For example, you can use this word to describe a person who is thick headed or stupid.
Teacher: Oil is lighter than water so it floats on the top! Can someone give me an example of something dense?
Derrick: I sure can. Look at Sally. She's so fat she could sink in the ocean.
Teacher: Excuse me? You don't say such things about your classmates. I asked for something dense. Not someone dense.
Derrick: Heres another example: You must be pretty dense in the head, Miss Brown, to not see that she is fat.
Sally: I'm on a diet! And me and Michelle SAW you eating three other kids lunches today. I hope you meant it in the best way because Miss Brown is thick AND compacted with knowledge.
Derrick: I sure can. Look at Sally. She's so fat she could sink in the ocean.
Teacher: Excuse me? You don't say such things about your classmates. I asked for something dense. Not someone dense.
Derrick: Heres another example: You must be pretty dense in the head, Miss Brown, to not see that she is fat.
Sally: I'm on a diet! And me and Michelle SAW you eating three other kids lunches today. I hope you meant it in the best way because Miss Brown is thick AND compacted with knowledge.
by Person82 May 31, 2021
Get the Densemug. A term used to describe the breasts of a woman. Term means breasts that are dense, not flappy, and support themselves.
Bob: Shit dude! How'd fucking Jesse go last night?
Joe: Damn bro, it was hot. She had such dense breasts.
Joe: Damn bro, it was hot. She had such dense breasts.
by OhShiit December 20, 2016
Get the Dense Breastsmug.