are you dense

Are you stupid? Are you serious?

Fake fans: Are Ethan and Grayson twins?

Me: Are you dense?

by yungsavagenigga November 7, 2017

Vice President Dense

A fitting nickname for the US Genius in Chief’s second in command, Mike Pence.

Vice President Dense stood on the sidelines with that bland semi-smile and oddly hollow look through the eyes that is vaguely suggestive of a person who has just farted in public and knows that the stench is going to be deadly for all nearby.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

Someone that has to know something about something or they couldn't tie their shoes.
You should be as aggressive as possible when saying this.

Matto: Did you know about it?
Anon: I don't know anything, man.
Matto: YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

by Henrique_Radical November 3, 2021

disingenuous dense motherfucker

someone that can not tie their shoes

matto: you disingenuous dense motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

by cheerful ox July 29, 2021

common dense

Referring extreme lack of common sense. Exact opposite of common sense.

man 1: dude, doesn't anyone have common sense anymore?

man 2: yo, everyone is inflicted with that common dense now n days.

also see: soulja boy

by dadumbdude March 30, 2012

Hella Dense

Referring to someone or something that is dumb/ugly/lame

"That party was hella dense"

by yooitsariel December 22, 2014

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

A person (typically a motherfucker) that doesn’t know anything about what they are talking about, and they can’t take in easy to understand information.

You disingenuous dense motherfucker, obviously you need to know something about something or you couldn’t tie your shoes.

by ElixirG November 9, 2021