Left 4 Dead Syndrome

Left 4 Dead Syndrome (or Left 4 Deads / L4DS) is a common occurrence caused by extensive amounts of Valve's video game L4D (or it's sequel L4D2). It causes the victim to be constantly paranoid, often hearing noises such as various special infected or the Tank! music whilst outside of the game. Extreme cases may also cause the victim to down entire bottles of pain medication or yell out their actions such as "RELOADING!"

"Bob was relieved to discover the smoker he thought he had heard was just a normal man coughing, and that he was simply experiencing Left 4 Dead Syndrome"
"Dude, I think I have Left 4 Deads, I could have sworn I heard a tank back there."

by MOON-E December 30, 2009

Dead First

When your winning by so much that no one is even coming close to beating you. Opposite of dead last.

I totally schooled these neighbourhood kids at hopscotch, seriously I was in Dead first the whole time I was playing.

by Halfy McFull August 22, 2008

dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

by rubberroom July 23, 2008

Dead Beat Mother

A dead beat mother is a bitch who puts her own selfish needs before her children. A bitch that will make sure that she's groomed, but doesn't care about the appearance of her kids. A bitch who claims to do it all on her own but secretly has her baby daddy on child support. A bitch who is more concerned about the next MF instead of making sure her kids are taken care of. A bitch who will down talk a woman who makes her children her first priority while she could give two fucks about the ones she gave birth to.

She thinks she's mother of the year, but the world knows she's truly a dead beat mother.

by Fuxxxxxxkyou June 19, 2016

dead horse jockey

A person who continues, at length to continue on a topic that has exhausted its usefulness to the rest of the crowd, to expound and explore the dead topic.

Someone who, despite being told the topic is a "dead horse" continues to converse on that topic.

I can't believe Tim is still arguing about toothpaste with Bob, Bob agreed with him 20 minutes ago! What a dead horse Jockey.

by Darious Guile October 22, 2009

Dead mans handjob

The act of copulating ones self with a hand that has fallen asleep from lack of circulation

Yo man I woke up with a numb hand today so I gave myself a dead mans handjob.

by Dannybear&Clineq June 6, 2012

dead cells

Dead Cells is a Rougelike-Metroidvania video game developed and published by Motion-Twin in which you explore procedurally generated areas and gather random loot from RNG, Or Random Number Generator and defeat bosses for runes, granting permanent abilities, enabling access to areas previously unreachable, and after death, restarting in a newly procedurally generated set of areas and doing it all over again

Guy 1: Dude, i heard you like rougelike-metroidvania games?
Guy 2: Yeah, know any good ones?
Guy 1: You should check out Dead Cells, it rocks!

by The_Poison_Gamer January 6, 2020