dead

A verb meaning to act in an angry, hateful, resentful and/or uptight way.

Can also be used when the speaker perceives the individual to be acting this way.

Forms are: dead, dead·ing

***Note that this is THE VERY WORD that founded 'The Joke'.

Mr. Burgio: GUYS COULD YOU PLEASE QUIET DOWN I'M TRYING TO TEACH HERE. IF YOU WANT TO TALK I WILL SEND YOU DOWN TO THE OFFICE AND MAKE SURE YOU'RE SUSPENDED FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK, WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?

Phil: Jesus, don't dead.

by JoyBoy November 14, 2012

Dead

Means extremely funny, it's meant to replace the word "LOL". It was founded by Andrew The Intern (From the beat 9.45) and his friends. Its going to be the next viral word!

1. Guy: That's so funny I'm dead

2. Girl1: omg that's dead
Girl2: what is?
Girl1: this picture..
Girl2: hahaha im dead

by T3ddyB3ar September 14, 2011

Deadness

Deadness is when you are so tired; either from taking so many sedatives or from just being so fucking tired it's unreal!

Deadness

Niall P: What's up with you cockmeist, you seem agitated...
Owen L: Nothin', just pure deadness right now, probably need a ciggie.

by Owen Lang & Niall Phillips April 27, 2017

*DEAD*

A post on twitter that is so funny you laughed so hard and died.

@XYZ: I just mistakenly smoked dried horse sh*t, i thought it was weed :(
@123: *DEAD*

by Maestrodamuz May 16, 2011

dead

Being in a state of having no life or ceasing to exist.
A typical pop star's career within four years, doubled if said pop star signs a Faustian deal with MTV or the RIAA.

By 2008, the careers of 50 Cent, Ashanti, Eminem, and Britney Spears will be dead.

by AYB June 20, 2003

dead

1. sleep
2. lazy
3. having little or no money

1. I called Joe this morning after we went out last night, he didn't answer.... he prolly dead.

2. I was going to the gym, but I was dead boy!!!

3.
Greg: You coming out with us tonight son?

Vic: Man I'm dead like fred!

by dtrizzle August 11, 2008

dead

Describing (usually) a joke or something else that is meant to be funny, that is no longer entertaining, is no longer popular or is otherwise bad. Can be used to describe the joke or as a one word response to a joke

Person A tells a poor joke
Person B: Man, that joke is so dead
Person C: Dead

by mario64325 October 05, 2014