Dave

A guy with a small penis he can't speak too well either and is full of himself he thinks he looks good but is ugly AF

That guy is so Dave

by Legend of Zelda March 28, 2019

Dave

Dave Matthews Band, the biggest Bro group on the face of this planet! Groups like Dave are Incubus and Sublime.

D00d, Me plus my gurl at a Dave concert = Br00ta1!

by [zook] LYMON June 22, 2009

Dave

A weak human with arms of a two-year-old that can barely lift a pencil.He is also idiotic and very mental.

Stop acting like a dave.

by candy212 May 22, 2017

Dave

Term used for the most manly of men who only opens his sweat glands during the most simplest of tasks (ex. Vacuuming)

Why are you sweating so hard you're only vacuuming Dave?

by Nightsnail27 January 12, 2017

dave dave

a big fat man who mostly gay but can be redeemed mostly daves are weirdos and like to have 5 to 6 men at a time daves are strange creatures and should be locked in a cage because he’s that gay gayness radiates off of dave he is the gayest gay man to ever be gay and he will always be gay if u meet a dave RUN he will try and sex u

u see that man over there,yeah what about him,OH SHOT ITS A GAY DAVE DAVE RUN

by heybro55 May 10, 2020

dave is dave and dave

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oh hi dave is dave and dave

by aflie385 January 11, 2023

The Daves

A Florida term for what you get after eating too much food, or ill prepared food. Usually occurs when in eating in a ghetto or white trash area. The Daves is a term for a massive, wet, nasty, squirty shit that you just can't control.

I ate some nasty ribs at woodys and within an hour I got the daves and shitted myself.

by tuner infante October 24, 2011