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The guy who was recently tasered at the University of Florida
DTMB: Don't Tase Me Bro!!!
tased
DTMB: Ahhhh-ahhhh-ooooooow-ooowww!!!!
by lanbyte October 5, 2007
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"omg stfu or i'll tase u"

"DTMB!"
by kwiz October 5, 2007
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DTMB

Don't Taser (Or Taze) Me Bro.

It can be used as a response to almost anything.

The origin:
A university student with a history of taping his own practical jokes was Tasered by campus police and arrested after loudly and repeatedly trying to ask U.S. Senator John Kerry questions during a campus forum.
Andrew Meyer, 21, spent a night in jail before his release Tuesday morning. His attorney, Robert Griscti, did not return messages seeking comment.

Videos of the Monday night incident, posted on several Web sites and played repeatedly on television news, show officers pulling Meyer away from the microphone after he asks Kerry about impeaching President Bush and whether he and Bush were both members of the secret society Skull and Bones at Yale University.

"He apparently asked several questions—he went on for quite awhile—then he was asked to stop," university spokesman Steve Orlando said. "He had used his allotted time. His microphone was cut off, then he became upset."

As two officers take Meyer by the arms, Kerry, D-Mass., can be heard saying, "That's alright, let me answer his question."

Audience members applaud, and Meyer struggles for several seconds as up to four officers try to remove him from the room. Meyer screams for help and tries to break away from officers, then is forced to the ground and officers order him to stop resisting.

As Kerry tells the audience he will answer the student's "very important question," Meyer yells at the officers to release him, crying out, "Don't Tase me, bro," just before he is shocked by the Taser. He is then led from the room, screaming, "What did I do?"
Gaiafag "Illiterate N00B!
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by Hitlers Yeast Infection October 13, 2007
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DTMC

Dick To Mouth Connections. when a female performs oral sex to men to move up the social ladder. Girl uses her mouth to move up.
guy1: Ey homay, you know that chick Laquitta?
guy2: Yeah, shes getting a raise next week.
guy1: She got that dick to mouth connection.
by Jamar Rockhead April 21, 2005
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DTMH

Don't touch me hoe.
Pronounced like Dee tee em a chuh. Like you say the letters.
Natalie: "Get back here!"
*Natalie graps Gina*
Gina: "DTMH!"
by Jsolaracko September 13, 2011
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DTML

Test messaging abbreviation for "Drunk Text Me Later".
User knows she will be somewhere boring later so smartly sets up in advance some fun text messaging options. Sends out a mass text message such as "I will be stuck with my parents all night DTML"
by Dr. Debutante January 13, 2008
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DTMS

Brooklyne: DTMS

Sister: Cool story bro

Brooklyne: Wow, you took that from me aswell

Sister: Cool beans

Brooklyne: DTMS
by annoyed-sister March 26, 2011
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