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Donkey

Donkey is a human with 6 toes and eats Pringles in their barn.
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An animal that is a domesticated member of the horse family.
"Look at that donkey!" ,cried Sam.
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Shreks eternal follower, who also had babies with a massive dragon.
Shrek: Distract the dragon for me Donkey.
Donkey: you got it

Dragon: Hi there sexy!
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(When used as a poker term)

A jackass for playing very badly; i.e. donkey calling every flop even if he has a bad hand and the bets are high, calling high bets when they have crap and catching something on turn or river; just not understanding the current situation and getting lucky later.
You're a donkey! I can't believe you called with you 3 9 off suit all in and caught runner runner trips on the turn and river. You idiot donkey!
by Jaeko January 2, 2020
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Anything that is huge, totally cool, bad ass and awesome. Big awesome. It can refer to parts of the human anatomy or any other object or thing.
Did you see that fish he just caught in the tournament? That thing is a Donkey.
by bubba luva January 20, 2020
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1. The animal that can kick you in the ball really hard
2. The word that your mom uses as a PG word
(When you're in the car and your mum gets mad)
Mom: Fuck you, ya asshole
You: Mom, could you please use some better language. You're in front of a kid.
Mom: Ok, how 'bout I use some better words like: Sex you, you donkey hole. They're all synonyms, ya piece of shit.
You: (leaves the chat)
Mom:
by IFuckedYOurMOom February 10, 2020
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by Donkey lovers February 27, 2020
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