You owe me 78 dollars

"You owe me 78 dollars" is a phrase used when sarcastically demanding financial compensation, when it is completely inappropriate. Legend has it that the amount of $78 is based on a true story, where a bill for car maintenance was split between the members of a road trip, to fix damage that occurred a year after the trip.

Jack: Aw man, I just got a photo radar! You owe me 78 dollars!
Kate: Why?! You're the one driving!
Jack: Yeah, but you're in the car too. I'll send you a paypal invoice.

Hugo: Dude, try the sushi. It's awesome.
Sawyer: Okay, but if I don't like it you owe me 78 dollars.

by Dicklechips June 19, 2010

80 dollars

The act of giving anal sex you must give 80 dollars. If you receive, you gain 80 dollars.

This chick passed me on the street and I was like "WHOA- 80 dollars"

by Kellss April 8, 2007

Swag Dollars

A name used to describe a person that is by far the drunkest/tallest person in the room.

pronounced: swag doll-ahs

Yo swag dollars, you rebooting again?

by trutruhawk January 22, 2011

US Dollars

Currencey of the world, you can use them anywhere and I mean fuckin every where.

I was in Nigeria and I bought an AK-47 with some US Dollars

by glsh93 June 11, 2006

Fistful of Man Dollars

A euphemism for masturbation. Dollars equate to a "wad of cash" or simply, a "wad". And having a fistful of such is to have a firm grip on your "wad", or to be in the act of resurrecting the one-eyed yogurt slinger.

After hours of watching erotic film, Terrence got a fistful of man dollars and then slipped into a sweet sleep.

by C.M.E. Barnard July 18, 2007

5 Dollars

When a dude doesn't give you his five dollars that he owe you

Dude 1: hey uhh you kinda ow me 5 dollars

Dude2: uhh no I don't

Dude1: yes yo bitch ass do

Dude2: ima slap you so fucking hard that you'll fly to another planet
Dude1: ima whoop your ass like real talk rn, when I punch you you'll break the gravitational pull of earth ho

by Wtf is a pseudonym lmfao January 4, 2022

20 dollars off

A term used to describe a closeted homosexual who is not good at hiding his sexuality

Dylan: I'm not gay, but I'd love to share a bed with Ryan Reynolds.

Josh: You might as well be 20 dollars off.

by poofard33 October 14, 2023