girl: hey wanna have sex
guy: no you cant have sex in December
girl: why
guy: because it's no dick december
guy: no you cant have sex in December
girl: why
guy: because it's no dick december
by 3---------------------D November 23, 2018
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Girl - “HEY! DON’T TOUCH MY TITS!”
Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December”
Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”
Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December”
Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”
by GMSsvage November 23, 2023
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If u know what mean,sex they have sex
The month to be horny and fuck
If u know what mean,sex they have sex
The month to be horny and fuck
Yo im so redy for dick suck december my girls vigina is going to be crusty and dusty by the end of the month
by Fuge_Nuggets December 18, 2019
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God: “nah bro you can still do Decline Dick December”
God: “nah bro you can still do Decline Dick December”
by RealBarackObama November 11, 2020
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