dan
An usually repulsive or annoying bloke who happens to also be one of your mates. The individual has very large ears, and is generally considered to be a cunt of the highest calibre and order, even when compared to other such individuals. A 'Dan' however, is not totally without his merits, as he is possessed of a canny ability to verbally abuse those around him whilst himself being a magnet for such abuse, which usually centres around his ears and physical attractiveness, which is on a par with a weeping sore. Dan is known to be the inspiration for the popular ditty, "You stink of piss, you've got no mates, you like to swing on garden gates."
dan by The 2nd Brother January 4, 2008
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