Worm curtain

a curtain made of the fuzzy worms. If you do not worship the worm curtain you are weird

"have you seen the worm curtain?"
"No"
"whore"

by Lacy56 April 28, 2020

Daylight curtains

Curtains intended to block daylight from entering room. Essentially, blackout curtains as described by a moron.

It’s pretty bright in here, close them daylight curtains.

by Rick E Tan October 5, 2020

herpe curtain

A beard or any facial hair grown in excess to provide cover for glaring facial herpes and cold sores.

Ex. John: Hey Mike, did you see Paul's herpe curtain today?

Mike: Totally, too bad ginger beards just make it look worse.

beards herpes

by IDontHaveHerpes October 13, 2013

Curtain Nanny

A nanny provided by restaurants so you can enjoy your wine without having to hear your fucking child.

We’ll take 2 bottles of wine and your finest curtain nanny

by StraightGangstaRach May 30, 2018

Mama’s Curtains

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Damn, the girl who is wearing Mama’s Curtains is blocking my view of the other 12 girls that are with her.

by BigMikeAZ June 8, 2018

Taconite Curtain

A symbolic, ideological and physical boundary separating the northeastern section of Minnesota from the rest of the state.

You gotta remember that a lot of people HATED the lanky kid with the nasal voice--until he moved away and got famous. There are still plenty of haters here behind the taconite curtain, but maybe not as many.

by a-bombz May 29, 2009

Tainted Curtain

The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.

"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"

by Caseman Korpulala May 19, 2006