plant brown carrots

Funny way to describe bowel movements.

About an hour after I ate turkey, I went upstairs to plant brown carrots.

by Burnt Biscuit December 28, 2005

out of carrots

If you are out of carrots you don’t care anymore.. you’re done fed up.

Sister - “Mum isn’t happy with you”

Brother - “Yeah look, I’m out of carrots on that one”

by Lil pump is hot June 19, 2019

The forbidden churro

When you're FUCKING a girl in the ASS and pull out your chocolate meat stick to SMOTHER it in cinnamon and sugar. Then get the GWAK GWAK 3000 from her.

Tim just gave me the forbidden churro and it was soooooo tasty

by To be fair October 24, 2020

The Lonesome Death Of Hattie Carroll

This is a great song by Bob Dylan. This song tells the tale of the killing of a 51 year old barmaid, Hattie Carroll. William Zantzinger, or Zanzinger as Dylan refers to him in his song, lived in Charles County, Maryland. He was a young wealthy tobacco farmer at the time. The main incident of the song took place in the early hours of February 9, 1963, at the white tie Spinsters' Ball at the Emerson Hotel in Baltimore, Maryland. Using a toy cane, Zantzinger drunkenly assaulted at least three of the Emerson Hotel workers: a bellboy, a waitress, and — at about 1:30 in the morning of the 9th, Hattie Carroll, a barmaid. In addition to her work at the hotel, Hattie Carroll, at 51, was the mother of eleven children and president of a black social club. Already drunk before he had reached the Emerson Hotel that night, William Zantzinger, 24 years old and 6'2", had already assaulted employees at Eager House, a prestigious Baltimore restaurant, with the same cane. This cane was a 25 cent toy. After ordering a bourbon that Carroll didn't bring immediately, Zantzinger cursed at her, called her a "nigger", then "you black son of a bitch," and struck her on the shoulder and across the head with the cane. Soon after the blow, Carroll told co-workers, "I feel deathly ill, that man has upset me so." She collapsed and was hospitalized. Hattie Carroll died eight hours after the assault. Her autopsy showed hardened arteries, an enlarged heart, and high blood pressure, and gave brain hemorrhage as the cause of death. William Zantzinger was charged with manslaughter and assault. He spent 6 months in the county jail.

The Lonesome Death Of Hattie Carroll

William Zanzinger killed poor Hattie Carroll..
With a cane that he twirled 'round his diamond ring finger.
At a Baltimore hotel, society gath'rin.
And the cops were called in, and his weapon took from him.
As they road him in custody down to the station.
And booked William Zanzinger, for first degree murder.

"Killed by a blow..
Lay Slain by a Cane.."

by Risown July 10, 2009

Carrot

They say carrots help you with your vision at night, found my friend bleeding from their eyes with 2 carrots shoved in them, “they lied to me....” (in a deep voice)

...
Fuck

Do NOT eat carrots or vegetables you will die.
Ok -continues to shove carrots in eyes-

by Ahumanthatdoesntexist May 25, 2021

carrot tree

A tree that grows carrots; bends all the laws of vegetables as we know them. When you stab the tree trunk, ranch dressing comes pouring out.

At dawn, my dad and I get up and pick the carrots fresh off the trees.

Because carrot trees are most godly of all trees.

by AcidClassical April 3, 2008

Carrot patch

Any body that is held in prison given the orange jumpsuit will be regarded as a carrot in the carrot patch.

Prison Guard: I gotta take watch over the carrot patch today.

Prison Guard 2: Good luck with that, don't get shanked!

Inmate: Bruh I got caught on the break-in now I'm going to prison to join the carrot patch.

Friend: Damn homie that hella blows!!

by Jairo Presto August 25, 2010