A mini office vacation. Feeling tired? Have that after-lunch-coma? Take a porcelain cruise! The act of locking oneself in a bathroom stall for 20-30 minutes in order to take a quick nap.
After that heavy lunch, I'm exhausted. Think I'll stop off for a porcelain cruise to relax for a while. Hope no one else comes to stink up my little vacation!
by Tim Holt July 29, 2005
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Person A: What the fuck is wrong with Tom Cruise?
Person B: Oh. He believes in that entire bullshit story about Lord Xenu, thetans, etc.
Person B: Oh. He believes in that entire bullshit story about Lord Xenu, thetans, etc.
by anonymous6812 April 7, 2008
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An overrated actor who specializes in couch jumping, promoting $cientology and painting himself into corners with his lies and contradictions. Has had several high profile sham weddings and relationships to hide the fact that he is a homosexual.
by Marshall Rousso September 13, 2006
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Get the porn cruiser mug.Asia Cruise, (born 1990) is an American contemporary R & B artist, who become well known from the music industry with songs such as ; "Selfish", "Rewind (featuring Fabolous)" , and " Boyfriend". She was born, Asia Vernimo and is from Jacksonville, Florida and she is also a mix of Filipino, Native, African, and Caucasion decent. She is signed to Jive and Hitz Commitee records and has made a f collaborations with well-known rappers, such as, Huey and T-Pain. Most of her well-known songs were tracks from the album, "Cruise Control", which was released in 2008. Although, Asia Cruise made a debut hit with, "Selfish", she receives little or no radio play to the public, even with her natural talent and original displays of musical abilities and potential.
Asia Cruise is an American Solo Artist that is compared to some one having "15 minutes of Fame", because she has only one hit single, which is the 2008 song, "Selfish." Yet, perhaps she just needs to continue releasing or recording more songs, which she does have a few for 2011.
by RazziNDarkside April 1, 2011
Get the Asia Cruise mug.1. A stretched-wheelbase Oldsmobile mid-size station wagon produced from 1964 to 1972 and as an up-line trim package on the 1973-77 Cutlass station wagon. Famous for the tinted roof glass over the second row of seating and the smaller tinted glass pieces over the cargo-area side windows from 1964-72. Used regularly on the Fox television shows "That '70s Show" and "Fringe."
2. A motor home made by Gulfstream from 2002-09 on the Sprinter chassis.
3. A boat made by Four Winns.
2. A motor home made by Gulfstream from 2002-09 on the Sprinter chassis.
3. A boat made by Four Winns.
"It's not a piece of junk - it's a Vista Cruiser! You can literally cruise the vistas in it!"
(Red Forman, played by Kurtwood Smith, referring to the 1969 Vista Cruiser in "That '70s Show")
(Red Forman, played by Kurtwood Smith, referring to the 1969 Vista Cruiser in "That '70s Show")
by OldsVistaCruiser April 16, 2011
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2) Slang for someone who is obviously trying to be someone that he isn't.
3) Slang for someone who is definately hiding something.
2) Slang for someone who is obviously trying to be someone that he isn't.
3) Slang for someone who is definately hiding something.
1) Don't go all Tom Cruise on me now; take some asprin for your headace.
2) Jumping on your mamma's couch like that, you are Tom Cruise-ing man!
3) I'm not gay. I ain't no Tom Cruise.
2) Jumping on your mamma's couch like that, you are Tom Cruise-ing man!
3) I'm not gay. I ain't no Tom Cruise.
by TiEmmeS April 8, 2006
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