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Manhole Cover

noun: A Butt Plug owned by a man.
Like a diamond in the rough, Larry uncovered Ed's bejeweled Manhole Cover.
by SteveHeaves December 22, 2020
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Croner

Croner: Crooked Boner. An erection will magnify and amplify the curvature of your dong. This can make penetration very difficult and painful. However, my sexual philsophy is "no pain, no gain."
I saw this hot chick and my dong ballooned like a muh fucka. Unfortunately, due to being repeatedly kicked in my penis, it bent into my anus.
by Josh The Squash May 13, 2005
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covering shorts

(FINANCE) the situation in which a derivatives trader with a short position is wrong about the behavior of the market. Having sold shares of stock he doesn't own, he is now compelled to buy them at a higher price than he sold them for (in order to reimburse whomever he borrowed the shares from).

If the short position was taken by writing naked options (i.e., issuing call options of stock the trader doesn't happen to have), then the trader has to buy shares of underlying stock in order to honor the options.

It's extremely expensive for traders to have to cover their shorts.
The surprising stock rally came as a shock. Nicholas Leeson had been riding high, but now he was furiously covering shorts, and driving the share prices higher still. By closing bell, he was ruined.
by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010
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cloverleaf

The sexual gang-banging of a male unicorn by a party of four, at least two of whom are male. The unicorn penetrates two individuals, one with horn and one with penis, while being penetrated, in turn, orally and anally.

The term derives from a cloverleaf on a freeway that features at least two on-ramps and two off-ramps — Two points of entry, two points of exit.
We had only been playing Dungeons & Dragons for about half an hour before the whole party forgot its quest and started cloverleafing the hell out of a Unicorn.
by Jerry Gygax November 14, 2011
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duvet cover

An item bought at stores like Bed Bath & Beyond. Its exact nature and purpose remains a mystery to single men. The only way to uncover its manifold secrets is to marry a woman, and then be forced to go shopping for one.
Friend: Hey! You wanna hang out?
Newly-wed man: Sorry, man. We have to go shopping for a duvet cover.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Newly-wed man: I dunno, but apparently we need one.
by A newly-wed man October 10, 2010
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Out-kicked His Coverage

When a guy has a girlfriend who is way out of his league.
"Did you see his wife?! Yeah, he definitely out-kicked his coverage."
by tits mcgrath January 18, 2009
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Under Cover Penis Lover

(n.) A closet homosexual male. Acts homophobic around his friends to try and disguise his true love for the penis.

Started by nugluh on YouTube.
That Chuck Norris character is a little tooo masculine... could he possibly be an Under Cover Penis Lover?
by teenybeeny December 9, 2008
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