Cristoffer

Cristoffer is a norwegian name, someone named Cristoffer has a big dick.

I was playing soccer with Cristoffer today!

by Loliplay October 14, 2019

Crypto Addiction

A high-tech term for hardcore gamblers or speculators who have made trading in digital currencies their god—some common symptoms are Trump-like lying, getting into massive debt, and insomnia.

Luxury rehabs are doing brisk business treating crypto addiction patients, by changing them exorbitantly—common treatments involve yoga, acupuncture, massage, and medication.

by Fasters February 5, 2023

craptopia

n. an imperfect place or state where everyone lives in discord and everything is for the worst

Visiting the inlaws is a journey to craptopia. I moved from south central Shitville to Craptopia.

by jawsfrog1175 February 10, 2009

Craptop

A laptop with a processor under a 75mhz 486 and has no cd rom

My Craptop cant run windows 98.

by Winbetas October 27, 2003

Rakesh Cristoval

A Indian Immigrant that pranks people who are jackasses

Yo, Rakesh Cristoval was scamming mans out on the east side

by Memetastic February 25, 2017

m****cript

An all-purpose swearing-substitute, usually used by Myst fans.

From RivenGuild, where the language filter was so sensitive that it bleeped out a-n-u-s from "manuscript."

What the m****cript!? I can't play Uru!

by Korora February 11, 2004

CRIPtOE LAD™

CRIPtOE LAD™ is the REAL Cryptoland. It's a place with many tourist attractions such as Shrek's outhouse, the wall of NFTs, and more!

WOAH BROS is that the REAL CRIPtOE LAD™???? WOAH LET'S SEE SHREK'S OUTHOUSE

by uhmognus_enjoyer January 27, 2022