Cried my balls out

Just like bawling ou eyes out....but not...
Usually used for when men cry

Man 1: Soo.. yesterday I saw Red Dog. It was pretty good.

Man 2: GOOD??!! It was sooo sad that I cried my balls out!!

by jlowi September 7, 2011

search criteria

No one has defined this yet? What the hell I need a proper definition.

You thought you were gonna get a definition? Nope. You're just as disappointed as me now.

"Define 'search criteria' on UD"

No one has you're out of luck

by TorpidN1ghtmare September 6, 2017

The teen who cried bisexual

Teens who lie about their sexuality for attention, causing GENUINE bisexuals to not be taken seriously when coming out.

A direct pun on "the boy who cried wolf".

Mary: Mom, I have something to tell you....I'm bi.

Mom: Psst, oh please! All teens are "bi".

Mary: I'm serious mom....

Mom:Yeah yeah, now shut up I'm watching Oprah.

~The teen who cried bisexual is the reason her mom doesn't believe her.

by lalala45677 June 9, 2010

criteria

Standards (plural) of measurement or judgement. Often (see previous definition) confused with its singular form 'criterion'.

In choosing a design for the new taxicabs, reliability and aesthetics will be our main criteria.

by jeff yates June 30, 2005

Criarrhea

Criarrhea is the phenomenon in which you throw a packet of hot cocoa mix at someone's face and eyes, making their eyes sting and they begin to cry. The tears mix with the cocoa mix and, together, runs down their face; the result looks like diarrhea.

*Bob throws an open packet of cocoa mix at Jill*

Jill: MY EYES! YOU BITCH! *Jill begins to cry*

Bob: Haha, you have criarrhea now!

by Thegunk April 12, 2010

Chiero

not homosexual

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

chiers

A business in Portland/Stumptown, Oregon that goes around the city apprehending drunks. The drunks are then driven back to Chiers HQ (Aka: Hoopers/Hoppers), temporarily relieved of their possessions, thrown into cells, and kept there until they sober up-- at which point they're given their things back and a free bowl of soup. They will not devote any information to anyone (ever) outside their building, so if you get picked up for being too drunk and wake up the next morning, be sure to call your loved ones when you leave 'cause they're probably worried sick.

Chiers has an 8 o'clock line-up of homeless people waiting for the free soup handed out in the morning.

by Douglas Young October 7, 2007