Box of Crayons

A safe way to say in school that you need a box of cigarettes.

Does anyone have a box of crayons they are willing to share?

by Shane Collins January 14, 2009

Crayon eater

A titan from Destiny 2 who loves to sprint around destroying the crucible with his shotgun and anteus wards while eating crayons.

-Ada one's only fans leak is such a crayon eater.
-I think that he has 7000 kills on his felwinter's lie

by BruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruh. June 04, 2020

labia crayon

feminine hygiene product, i.e. tampon

Is it your time of the month?! Bitch please, go stick in a labia crayon!

by lianlogan January 22, 2011

Bum Crayon

The final part of turd that will not fully depart and regardless of how much toilet paper you use, it continues to draw its mark.

I ran out of loo roll last night. Damned bum crayon!

by Stan Ton October 14, 2011

crayon muncher

A term is often given to members of the United States Marine Corps, under the stereotype that all Marines are mentally deficient.

Guy 1: You were in the military?? That's so cool!
Guy 2: Yup, enlisted in the Mari-
Guy 1: Oh. You're one of those crayon munchers.

by zuccer December 27, 2021

Free Crayon

When you can’t find a crayon so you grab your dick and cover it in paint and use it as your crayon.

Hey, Mrs. Downs, do you mind if I use my free crayon?

by I’m Derschian April 13, 2018

Blue Crayoned

When you get so drunk that people at the party have to take care of you and you end up cuddling with a bank that is in the form of a blue crayon.

Last nights party was great, Greg was blue crayoned.

by gmfg November 09, 2011