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Cripple Crapper

"Oh fuck this, I'm not waiting for ages just to take a slash, I'm breaking into the cripple crapper."
by Alex January 19, 2004
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crapped out

for something to die without sudden warning.
You couldn't imagine how pissed I was when I fired up my computer this morning and found out that my three week old 160 GB drive crapped out on me.
by ricky roma November 18, 2003
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Cramps

Something a girl suffers when she is on the rag. Feels like one is being stabbed in the gut with a knife or giving birth. Typically make a girl lay in the fetal position or want to sit in the shower/bath for hours on end. Cramps can be felt during ovulation two weeks before the period actually starts. However, cramps are the worst on the first and second day of a girl cycle. Also used as an excuse to avoid sleeping with a man that has a small penis.
SHIT MAN! My cramps are so bad I want to cut out my uterus!

Boyfriend: Do you have cramps babe?
Girlfriend: Fuck off!

On night stand Man (with small dick): So can we bone tonight?
Woman: Lets just fool around. I have my period and really bad cramps.
by islandfever February 13, 2009
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what's crappening

by Captain Ahab February 17, 2004
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Crapped Out

A technological term, for when something dies/freezes
Joe: Damnit! My phone just crapped out in the middle of the call!

Danny:Shit! My laptop crapped out!
by coolbill14 July 20, 2010
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crappa

Interjection.

A word used to emphasize a feeling of resentment, depression and unease.
We have two hours of calesthenics in gym class today. Crappa.
by Nomad Kings January 25, 2008
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The crapper

“Here comes the crapperrr! You better watch out for his craps!
by BaronTvirus June 9, 2019
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