Crapsmear

Not to be confused with papsmear, a crapsmear is a smudge of turd left on the face of a shit eater. When executed properly, may result in a Dirty Sanchez.

Jenny exited the bedroom with crapsmears across her face.

by Captain Feceous May 26, 2003

What's the haps on the craps?

What's going on? Or What are we doing today?

Dick>>Yo Jane -- what's the haps on the craps?

Jane>> Not a whole lotta - going to go to the mac-deez for some grub tonight.

by graphxman July 14, 2006

Crapsack

secretly taking someone's backpack away, only to take a shit inside it before giving it back zipped up

Timmy was rather vexed after his girlfriend crapsacked him for not putting the toilet seat down

by Deanyeager January 23, 2010

craps

a Dice game

let's play craps amigo

by ac April 25, 2004

crapsack

baby diaper; poopsack; receptacle for catching a baby's bodily waste such as urine and bowel movements

Looks like somebody's crapsack is full.

by Chris Woodum November 16, 2006

Green Crape

A Green Crape is when you have sloppy, green diarrhea and you shit onto your own Red Pancake, then a man ejaculates onto it and finally stirs all the ingredients together with his haggard fuck stick which makes a luscious, wondrous, platter of goodness for all to enjoy!

"Hey Hank, I heard ya' gals got a nice Blue Waffle goin' for ah."

"Nah man, she's past that. She's worked her way up to a Red Pancake."

"Ahhh gnarly bra. My bitch has a Green Crape."

"Duuuuuude D':"

by GivinDome(; June 8, 2011

crapeazy

(noun) A substitute for the words shit or crap. bull can be placed in front of the word for a better effect.

Bob: I hate radiohead.
Me:kicks Bob's ass That's a bunch of crapeazy!

by Erin Blekner March 24, 2004