Birch Bark Canoe

A dirty, crusty pussy usually seen the morning after sex. Also, very common during outings where no running water is present.

Yo Dude,

Your sister and I went camping this weekend and by Sunday her Birch Bark Canoe was making my cock sore.

by yourdirtydiaper August 24, 2009

Polishing the Canoe

The act of female masturbation.

Shawna became overwhelmed by her fantasies of Rick and began polishing the canoe furiously.

by ricktheaddj October 8, 2009

douche canoe on the lazy river

The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.

RN is a douche canoe on the lazy river. I am glad i'm not him

by dtch lgnd September 2, 2015

Canon City

A small town in Colorado (population 30000+). Known for its drama loving women and over-zealous law enforcement community. Local residents state that once you move here, you can never get out.

Canon City sucks in a major day

by King Snow August 12, 2005

Poo Canoe

The turd that floats on the surface of the toilet water as the toilet overflows

when the toilet over flowed the turd went floating through the bedroom like a little Poo Canoe

by ajay6144 January 15, 2009

Canoeing

When only one side of the joint burns down, this happens when the hash lies at one angle of the spliff.

As above

by t1dylad January 15, 2004

canoodling

The act of enjoying anothers company by getting close to them. This generally takes place on a couch and activities include but are not limited to: whispering, giggling, hot gossip, pillow talk, and squeezies. It IS socially acceptable to canoodle in areas with others, to a minimal degree, even when some believe it is not. Pillows and blankets are usually associated with canoodling as well. Some restrictions apply, results may vary.

Hey did you see Jon and his secret biddy canoodling last night?

by cis4cookie October 22, 2008