Sprite Cranberry

A nectar of gods, originally mention in the bible,
"As jesus turned the water into wine, he spoke to the people, "Wanna sprite cranberry?"

Wanna sprite cranberry? -Jesus of Nazareth

by Patroneme January 11, 2019

Cranberry

When ur friend is mad cause their swim teacher is praising only one girl so your a goood friend and tell them that they are the best cranberry in the universe knowing that they despise cranberries with a passion

Lol your and the absolute best cranberry in this planet

by Bean_boy2.0 July 13, 2018

cranberry squat

When you squat during your period, and it starts to leak.

'Rebecca.. do you have a Tampon? During Yoga I might've had a Cranberry Squat'

by TheNooter69 September 16, 2018

Cranberry Johnson

Penis covered in period blood

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson

by Cranberry Johnson May 30, 2018

Cranberry

or Клюква (klyukva) in Russian.

Stereotypical stuff about Russia and/or Russians in foreign cinema with using only things like vodka, espionage, communism, shapka-ushanka, etc to describe a Russian person/the whole country.

— Hey, what do you think about 'Red Sparrow' movie?

— That crap is full of cranberry man.

by crimsoncarnelian November 26, 2019

Sprite cranberry

noun: a term used to describe a man who will come to your house and knock then bust the door open and finally sing a song about sprite cranberry

During Christmas a sprite cranberry happened

by Americanski November 26, 2019

Sprite cranberry

noun the nectar and ambrosia of the gods if you drink it you probably are a god

My friend thought it would be funny if he stole some sprite cranberry

by Americanski November 26, 2019