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cross country geek

Lives and breathes for cross country season. Similar to a trackie.
The cross country geeks have a meet today.
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Bat Country

The desert located in between Los Angeles and Las Vagas. If you were to ever take a road trip from L.A to Vegas, the most efficient route would be considered all of "Bat Country".
Let's head on over to fucking Bat Country.
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Country Fuck

Noun. A person, generally male but can be female, who is native or living in the rural South or Plains States who is poorly educated, unsophisticated and demonstrates a general lack of knowledge, national and world events, of current or historical context.

May also be used as an aggressive insult to someone from South or Plains in a decent job or setting that makes error or mistake. Implies that no matter how far removed from their roots or heritage they may be, they are still inferior to the educated, management, middle or upper middle class as well as the rest of society in general.
Def 1. The county fair in Mingo County West Virginia was attended by a veritable bouillabaisse of backwards-assed country fucks on parade.

Def 2. After Private Jackson, a native of Oklahoma, had set the officer's tent on fire while trying to refuel the space heater, Sgt. Wilhemsen confronted the Private in an aggressive, angry and loud manner shouting: "Private, you have got to be be the stupidest Country Fuck in this man's Army. Food, like oxygen is wasted on you!"
by A Buckeye in New Hampshire August 19, 2010
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Cross Country Running

The sport of getting chased by, or more oftentimes chasing after, sweaty Kenyans.
Cross Country running is a great way to improve your heart, lungs, and legs.
by ssaa.natrrra. February 6, 2012
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country gravy

ejaculatory fluid from a male's testes.
That ho really had to work my swingin' steak at the danglin' diner, to get her serving of two balled country gravy.
by EH of HB November 27, 2007
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Cross Country

A sport where it's athlete doesn't have to try to degrade other sports so that they can feel good about the miniscule and mediocre work they do and call it a sport.

Quite frankly the ultimate sport.
Soccer Player: You don't do anything in cross country it requires no skill
Runner: Sure *goes and sprints mile intervals for 2 hours*
Soccer Player: I try to degrade other sports because I know soccer isn't a sport
Soccer Player 2: Dude your dick is tiny
Soccer Player: That's because I don't do a real sport
by ARealAthlete October 20, 2010
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Country Feet

1. Hard, rough dry feet usually obtained by walking bare foot. Country feet can walk on hot rocks/ hot dirt roads and feel no pain. Most contry boys have country feet.

2. Country feet the opposite of City feet.
Friend 1: I can't believe Andrew walked all the way home barefoot like that.

Friend 2: He'll be fine, he has country feet. He's used to walking long distances on hot surfaces barefoot.
by Latina_Lorie July 22, 2009
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