Closet Chick

A girl that you are fucking that is so fat or ugly she should not be seen in public with you, but instead kept in a closet for only you to see.

Chris said he's gonna stay at home tonight. Probably with his closet chick, so nobody makes fun of him.

by Jake2z December 11, 2011

closet key

someone who makes other people realize they are gay.

Kristen Stewart in Twilight was the closet key for a generation of young lesbians

by hopelesseros May 20, 2017

Coletex

A vortex that reduces you to a single brain cell that is only capable of thinking about grippers

You were in the Coletex hard last night...

by Alberto Latrez August 11, 2023

fur closet

A fur closet is a particularly hairy vagina.

Adam was unable to seal the deal with Lisa, because he couldn't force his Wang through the thick underbrush of her fur closet.

by Shaguar28 April 28, 2014

ah cose

The jersey way to say "of course"

Me: Varun, do you wanna play smash?
Varun: smash, ah cose

by canadagoose April 8, 2014

The broom closet ending

The best ending ever in videogame history, and probably the best ending in general. As featured in The Stanley Parable and The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition, obtained by doing the hardest thing: stepping into the broom closet.

"OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD" -Everyone who was lucky enough to experience the broom closet ending

by ThatOneHumann May 3, 2022

closet lesbian

A blatant lesbian who just won't admit it to themselves

Mr Evans: Hey has julia come out as a lesbian yet?

Mr Horgan: Nah she's still a closet lesbian

by Cammy Jonnesss January 25, 2011