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cortica jug

big football game between ithaca college and suny cortland. the tradition is keggs n eggs where everybody wakes up and gets smashed before the game. ithaca wins 99% of the time so it's not really watched for the game but it is the one day a year anybody has any school spirit
ithakid1: did you go to the cortica jug yesterday?
ithakid2: yea i'm still hungover from those keggs n eggs
by aSkizzle1 January 12, 2009
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cortez

the man, the myth, the legend...he came he saw he conquered...best pirate to ever live..
friend: that guy is like cortez
me: no one can be like cortez...its no competition
by i_e_jay July 21, 2008
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cortex

The act of drilling a hole into the back of one's skull, and proceeding to repeatedly insert the penis through said hole into the brain cavity, undoubtedly killing the victim.
"Yeah I would smash, but I would rather cortex her, I bet she has nice brain texture."
by DFinn February 24, 2009
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Cortlynd

Can also be spelled Cortland any guy that loves to flirt with girls especially white ones and loves girls with the name that starts with H.
Mane that guy is a Cortlynd he likes that girl Hannah he thinks she looking fine.
by Big Boi 96 July 9, 2007
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boshed off your cortex

To be completely wasted beyond belief on some kind of toxin which may include alcohol, drugs or some other chemical.
So last night, I don't remember much, did you get boshed off your cortex? I was totally mashed off mine!
by mrtoadicantbelieve May 7, 2011
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Corteezy

A man who possesses a very large penis, listens to the best kinds of music, and kicks ass at any kind of sport. He is said to bang men and women, because he is so cool and so good in bed that everyone wants him.

A Corteezy's natural habitat is one surrounded by Pokemon, or some other form of imaginary creatures. He tends to hunt his prey with his all mighty Light Saber skills, and making them bow before him.
"Holy shit, that Corteezy just kicked the shit out of that Charizard!"
"Did you see that Corteezy with the Light Saber!?"
"That Corteezy had a HUGE penis"
by Timmy Bob Billyson May 23, 2012
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Cortini

Cortini

A girl who is bright, bubbly, and always smiling. Everyone who meets her is reeled into her optimistic personality and her big beautiful eyes of love. Easy to love, impossible to forget. A true angel from above. Although Cortinis have their state of bitch, it's usually for a good reason. A very strong girl mentally, and strong emotionally. That "one girl who got away." The best friend to have; the best shoulder to cry on.

My true love; my everything.
(1.) Wow, I wish my girlfriend was a Cortini. Their perfect.
buy cortini mugs & shirts
synonyms: perfection love happiness loyal strong.
Cortini is a GREAT GAL
by PEWDIEPIE April 10, 2013
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