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corvette penis

An especially small penis, often leading to overcompensation by sportscar.
Her: who are you going to satisfy with that tiny thing?
Him: Me, bitch, now lie down!

Sheila really regretted dating a guy with a corvette penis
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 26, 2013
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corvegas

The name cock-squeezing posers refer to Corvallis by.
Hika: "Mmm mphmm mmphm mmph!"

Me: "Hika, if you're going to talk, take that black dildo out of your mouth"

Hika: "My bad, I just love it so much. Anyways, I said let's live it up in Corvegas tonight!"

Me: "Go get a friend"
by livinglegend121390 June 21, 2011
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creve

Featherless biped with a weak soul. Believes his knowledge flies far above that of anyone else. Most regard a "Creve," in a sense, as napoleonic.

Creve, also spelled Creeve is a variant of the name Stephen or Steve. Eastern spellings of the name include Kreve. Debate exists over the derivation of the word. While most affirm it arose from "creepy Steve," others insist it has its roots in the foreign term "krEVILicious."
A: Yo, I saw this duuuudee walk by today. He had an e-book reader, a cool new iphone, a deep masculine voice, and a mind and level of self-absorption unlike any I've ever seen. Hmm...come to think of it, maybe there wasn't much more to him (or her...or it?) than the expensive gadgets.
B: Yup. That was a Creve.
by The "Fool" February 25, 2008
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z06 corvette

A nicely built American muscle car. The Z06 Corvette has been a longitme favorite of the American hot-rod crowd who seek strong engines and quick throttle responses in their automobiles.

Although the Z06 has a powerful V8 engine and a sleek chassis, it still fails to accomplish the efficiency and the agility of many European or Japanese imports. The Chevrolet powerhouse has yet to produce 100 horsepowers for every liter of its gigantic 7.0 liter engine.

Track performance seekers who are not biased regarding the country of origin of their car may consider a cheaper yet equally well performing Japanese import such as the Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution MR or the Subaru Impreza WRX STi.
I have recently done an oil change on my z06 corvette.
by Silv04 July 16, 2008
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corvette

Probably the best sports car for the money you'll ever find, especially the newer C06 and ZR1. Easily destroy any other car in their price range, and even compete with some exotic super cars three times its price.

The vette has been and will always be an American icon, it turns heads no matter what year and model. From the 1950s to 2010, the corvette is a legendary vehicle that eats the competition.

It has that sleek, sportscar look, but also has the big definitive American V8 engine powering it, and with exhaust modifications, can even have the classic musclecar sound. You know when you have to buy a half million dollar Italian supercar to compete with this beast that it kicks some serious ass.

Ricers like to race mustangs because they know that sometimes a mustang is crappy and they might have a chance at beating it, but no ricer would ever think to challenge a vette, the new vettes destroy the Skyline and any other Japanese import.

The corvette is a force to be reckoned with, and even if you consider yourself a Ford or Dodge loyalist, every car enthusiast no matter the loyalties should own at least one corvette in their lifetime, it's in a whole other league and you need to feel that power sitting behind the wheel of one of these cars.
Shit I riced up my civic but got humiliated by yet another corvette on the freeway.
by VetteKing March 6, 2010
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Corvette

America's midlife crisis mobile made for insane dick loving people with a IQ of 1 and a ego of a million
You have a corvette, yes it's my midlife crisis mobile
by Sket BOI 98 September 25, 2018
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Corvette

An idiot that will run an overrated business.
A person that has a dream and the total opposite of it happens.
Hey can I call you a Corvette. Not because your the CEO of Corvette, but because you thought this would be the best business in the world but its overrated.
by use code 69 November 4, 2020
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