copinitus

copinitus is a really severe life long condition that makes you think very irrationally the symptoms include

-The psychological need to protect their ego on discord by throwing out meaningless insults
-Absolute genuine retardation

-Attacking others insecurities to bandage their trauma wounds
-also common in copinitus

“the deflection of simple questions”
very rarely
someone 30+

He’s suffering from the dreaded condition called copinitus.

by Dezirehercules October 6, 2020

Anal Coping

Anal coping . . That all to dreary week of sbd's (silent but deadly farts) and that unpleasant feeling you mite just shit your pants at anytime rather loose feeling!!! Definately disturbed seriously conteplating anal ever again feeling!!!! / as if someone made a half pipe out of your asshole!!!!

The anal coping has been rather obnoxious this week!!!

by Dirtbag40 April 4, 2020

Coinage Pwnage

An attempt to enter a new term to Urban Dictionary that is foiled by the discovery that the term already exists.

I tried to add 'coinage pwnage' to Urban Dictionary but a straight-up player beat me to it. Next time I should be more clever.

by jackadoodle April 7, 2011

coincicoda

When the song on the car radio ends right when you reach your destination. "Coinci" as in coincidence and "coda" a musical term for the ending part of a song. It can immediately lift your spirits and make the rest of the day go better, like in a movie.

"And she's buying a stairway to" as you pull into the garage "heaven"! Coincicoda!

by adjacentpossible March 18, 2014

Coinboy

A person, most likely your business acquaintance or close friend, who is overtly obsessed with anything that has to do with cryptocurrency (such as Bitcoin or Ethereum).

"How's your BTC doing, coinboy?"

"Dude, have you heard George quit the office yesterday? He said the last Bitcoin surge made him tens of G's."
- "Ah, you mean that coinboy."

by nomajor October 19, 2017

Coin sock

When you put coins in a sock and then beat people with it

Boy I’m about to whip you with a coin sock

by number15burgerkingfootlettuce July 29, 2019

capinese

When you “cap” about stuff aka lie

bruh you’re really speaking Capinese

by TahHoneyBadger December 26, 2019