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Coochie throb

when yo coochie feel tickles and feels good in the sensation of a heart beat (on,off,on,off)
His face make my coochie throb 😫
by poopoocaaca January 20, 2021
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Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!

A line shouted at actress KATHLEEN TURNER as she was on stage acting in a 2002 Broadway production of THE GRADUATE. The line was shouted during a full frontal nude scene featuring the overweight 40-something actress. The heckler was PAUL MICHAEL MERCURIO, acting as part of a prank for "The Opie and Anthony" radio show. Audio of the entire stunt (Mercurio and two other audience members had running tape recorders in their shirt pockets at the time) can be heard on YouTube by simply typing in the infamous line.
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(April 12, 2002)
(KATHLEEN TURNER is on stage as 'Mrs. Robinson' in the Broadway production of "The Graduate". She drops a towel, showing her (horrific) naked body to the audience. Just then...)

(AUDIENCE MEMBER, later revealed to be comedian Paul Michael Mercurio, stands up in his seat and SCREAMS): "Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!"

(A WOMAN in the audience can be heard GASPING)

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Go into Google and start typing in "Kathleen put your goddamn clothes back on." Google "suggests" the entire sentence as you reach the word "your". Seems significant enough to warrant an entry on UD.
by corcan November 10, 2010
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touching cloth

when the turtle head of ones faeces pretudes to the extent that it touches the cloth which comprises ones underwear. A crude expression with a mighty impact.
-"I am ever so glad i wore baggy boxer shorts today".
-"really egbert why is that".
-well humbert to be quite frank i am touching cloth.
-oh you are desperate to empty your bowels and are finding it hard to keep the turtles head under reigns.
-quite, and now i am afraid the turtles head has broken through my anal gates and is causing one great discomfort.
-i see, well it is lucky you are wearing spacious boxer shorts for if you were wearing y fronts the turtle may have been crushed resulting in a mess in ones pants.
-never mind i am starting to quite enjoy the sensation it is similar to when you insert your penis through my cheeks to the brown.
-oh well i dont know why you are complaining in that case it would be more like a terrapin head as my penis is terribly small due to the inbred nature of my family.
-dont beat yourself up you make up for it with your 11 fingers.
by gallipoli December 12, 2004
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karmaloop clothing

The hottest online streetwear retailer. Ranges from L-R-G, Crooks and Castels, Vans to independant clothing brands like Bobby Fresh. Located in Boston, MA sells both men and women urban clothing.
I saved 20% on karmaloop clothing using repcode AN24457.
by loscoches January 3, 2009
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Clothes Boner

When your jacket, shirt or pants form a lump resembling an erection.
Dude, what the hell is THAT? I thought you were a girl!
Girl: Umm, yeah. It's just a clothes boner.
by ankvnoat752 February 21, 2010
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coochie stick

Another word for a tampon.

Coochie Stick(s) can also a name given to down-to-earth girls who don't cause drama.
Dad, don't forget to buy me a coochie stick or two when you go to Wal-Mart!

*knock knock*
Who's there?
It's your favorite girl, Coochie Sticks!
Come on in!
by Andy McDowd August 11, 2010
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coochi oiler

A mathematical method used to solve second order differential equations. Named so because it makes all the coochi's wet. Ironically even after using this method mathematicians still can not get the coochi. (Also known as Cauchy-Euler)
My coochi oiler equation last night got soaked by my girlfriend so I had to start it over again.
by ProfessorNewton May 1, 2017
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