by lil bizzle January 6, 2007
Get the Coonmug. to coon;to get cooned on; cooning
(verb) the act of savagely dunking a basketball/ jumping onto another person and letting one's testicles rest over the victim's eyes. After being blinded with genitalia and blocked from sunlight for an extended period of time, the meat goggles (testicles) will leave behind a pale, clammy mask (and possibly a few black pubic whiskers) around the eyes. Very similar to a bad sunglass tan. The result of a good cooning both resembles a raccoon mask as well as wrinkly, droopy dark bags under the eyes while the scrotum hangs and bakes.
(verb) the act of savagely dunking a basketball/ jumping onto another person and letting one's testicles rest over the victim's eyes. After being blinded with genitalia and blocked from sunlight for an extended period of time, the meat goggles (testicles) will leave behind a pale, clammy mask (and possibly a few black pubic whiskers) around the eyes. Very similar to a bad sunglass tan. The result of a good cooning both resembles a raccoon mask as well as wrinkly, droopy dark bags under the eyes while the scrotum hangs and bakes.
Jordo cooned on Gary atleast 6 times at the basketball game this weekend.I'm starting to think Gary enjoys a sweaty cooning.
Boy do I hate getting cooned on. After that last cooning I had to tell everybody at work I left my stunner shades on in the tanning bed.
Boy do I hate getting cooned on. After that last cooning I had to tell everybody at work I left my stunner shades on in the tanning bed.
by JuicemanJr June 12, 2011
Get the cooningmug. Male/Female: "What about Black on Black Crime?" (which is a myth and is used to deflect from hundreds of years of systemic oppression)
Male/Female: wtf, Stop coonin' or You on some coon shit or he's/she's a coon
I'm Black y'all, just so my folks know where this is coming from.
Male/Female: wtf, Stop coonin' or You on some coon shit or he's/she's a coon
I'm Black y'all, just so my folks know where this is coming from.
by Someone else had my pseudonym January 19, 2017
Get the coonmug. by Krystine March 1, 2005
Get the Coonsmug. by Delboy23 August 3, 2010
Get the coonmug. A person who gives back to the community by teaching underpriveleged ghetto children mixed martial arts so that they can "fight their way to the top!"
by GScorpinf October 31, 2011
Get the COONmug. by ZGz1200 April 9, 2019
Get the Coonmug.