Crooning

The act of running into Japanese George Clooney

Me and Samantha vacationed to Tokyo and spent the week Crooning

by ThaRaspBerriKing August 12, 2016

Cooking the dog

When your ex girlfriend/boyfriend makes up a bullshit story to get you jealous so you'll want to get back with them. See also Fatal Attraction - boiling the rabbit

Crystal was cooking the dog when she told you your best friend was drunk and hitting on her.

by anonymous June 9, 2021

Cooping cookie runners

Cooping cookie runners are cookie run fans that are so annoying that they have no friends and stay cooped up in their rooms all day

“Darn those cooping cookie runners”
“Let’s start a group that hates cooping cookie runners

by Ashy poo December 29, 2021

Cooking Class

A last resort. Trying to do something fun to save a failing marriage or relationship. Commonly confused with Ballroom Dancing

You: I've prepared something fun, Quirky and out of the box but still fun!

Her: I can't wait, what is it?

You: A cooking class!!!!
Her: Our relationship is doomed.

by Jpdeasy813sy February 17, 2022

Coonin’

To be like a raccoon in the garage; to eat an unholy amount of food at random intervals of the day

I woke up super hungry last night so I started coonin’ on 3 gallons of ice cream.

by Ur fav garage raccoon June 13, 2023

rosie-cooling

To cool ones mood or temprament in order to pass oneself as sane; to enter a stage of life whereby everything causes distress and anguish and the only respite is to start rosie-cooling.

I saw a lady killing a small swan the other day, thank god she started rosie-cooling and stopped

by Muuu-tant September 3, 2008

hobo cooling machine

a makeshift air conditioner unit, made up of a fan, a bowl of ice, and a large wet cloth. the ice is set in front of the fan, and the dampened cloth is placed over the fan and ice, sending cool air into the room. Works much more effectively than a fan alone.

"man, its so hot in here. We need a hobo cooling machine!"

by lucyinthesky185 November 12, 2009