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Comparison Ford

One who compares things all of the time.
stop comparing things, you are such a comparison ford
by Bob Pruitt January 27, 2010
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comparandum

a thing that is to be compared with something else
pl. comparanda
teacher: "Now that you have read this poem, here is another poem which makes an interesting comparandum. Do you notice any similarities between them?"
by nkwr November 19, 2011
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Compa

Compa refers to mate, friend, brother. Comes from spanish from the word companero which translate to peer, but used as a friendly way to talk about your homies.
I went with my "compa" to the movies!- Fui con mi "compa" al cine!
by Tracerone December 16, 2019
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COMPAQ

A brand of Computers and Laptops, whose letters stand for 'Craptastic Ominfrustrating Mega Piece of Anything Questionable'. The word 'Omnifrustrating' implies that laptops of this brand are usually found by the user to be frustrating on a variety of different levels. This definition stems from my hate for this brand which has grown both due to my own experience for more than five years with COMPAQ laptops as well as any IT professional's reaction upon learning the brand of laptops of which I've just complained.
"Man I hate this freaking COMPAQ! What a Craptastic Omnifrustrating Mega Piece of Anything Questionable!"

"User: 'My laptop's not working at all! It's giving me grief and causing me a lot of frustration, and I only bought it 3 weeks ago!'
IT Tech: 'What laptop do you have?'
User: 'It's a COMPAQ.'
IT Tech: 'Ah, there's your first problem.'"
by KloudNyne January 14, 2009
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Company Man

A yes man. A suit. Some joker whose only goal in life is the expansion of his/her own career. A suck-up. A brown-noser. A worm. These guys piss me off.
Hey dirtbag, you can eat me you company man.
by Die_Tasse May 22, 2004
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Booze Compass

The instinct that leads you home when you're blackout drunk.
Phil: "How'd you get home last night?"
Greg: "I'm not really sure. I woke up fully clothed face down on my bed. I must have take the Booze Compass"
by big pole charlotte February 3, 2006
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Battlefield Bad Company 2

The game Call of Duty try hard fans hate to admit is actually better than Call of Duty. This is because the game has an destructible environment which means if you blow a grenade up in a house, it would be altered.

You can even make your camping spots, and YES, camping is mandatory in this game. It is actually the closest you will come to a real-like war FPS game. The it actually has gravity, and if you want to camp and get a head shot from long range, you would have to aim above someone's head.

Call of Duty Fan: Dude! I just got a 31:0 K/D Ratio in MW2!
Old Call of Duty Fan: Dude, I will not worship you unless you do that shit in Battlefield Bad Company 2.
by NotACallOfDutyTryHardFan April 26, 2011
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