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Cookied

A sexual position that entails shoving a cookie up your partners vagina and then eating it out like a calf getting milk from its mother. Usually used with Chips Ahoy.
John "Dude I totally cookied Vanessa last night."
Ricky "Nice dude"
Aye-Aye Captain ;)
by Yummyboi. December 5, 2011
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Cookieness

Cookies are known to bring a feeling of happiness and cheer to those that aren't allergic to any of their ingredients (and even some citizens whom reside in that catagory as well). Cookieness is pretty much the same as happiness. Maybe a little better though. You know, because cookies are delicious. I guess it could be a noun for something being tasty as well. Or not. I guess that's up to the reader.

Also, not to be confused with being crazy, or kooky. I believe that's spelled kookiness. So yeah, don't confuse them. Or else.
1) The Cookie Monster is a prime example of a creature simply overflowing with Cookieness.

2) Paul: *watching Sesame Street:* Hey John, that Cookie Monster seems to be a prime example of a creature simply overflowing with Cookieness.

John: You mean kookiness?

Paul: D*mn it, John, this is why I never watch TV with you.
by TheGrantagonist July 4, 2011
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The Cookie

Referenced in jokes as “the person everyone cums on” during orgies.
The four men looked Tonya directly in her ocular nerve and said “you’re the cookie, tonight.”
by Anyonmous Ass Cheek August 18, 2018
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cookie

A text file that is saved to your computer's hard drive every time you access a page on the Internet. A cookie file sends the information to advertizement agencies who will use the information to spam you with junk mail.
I have to download a program which destroys cookies so I won't get spammed.
by AYB March 10, 2003
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cookie

A tiny cute girl with an amazing body.
Yo mane I'm gonna hit that cookie
by R*Weezyy April 6, 2007
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cookie

a chick's vag
She had a hot cookie in those panties.
by max the horn April 4, 2009
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cookie

a qp or quarter pound(4 ounces) of crack cocaine.
Mr. Biggs:
"You out here sellin them dimes bitch, I'm out here sellin them cookies"
by deeze January 6, 2008
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