Cookerist

Somebody who is so high that they are the most cooked.

Ian is a cookerist.

by Cook Master July 22, 2009

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coozery

When an otherwise intelligent, well-rounded, and attractive woman behaves like a Cooze. A superficial, shallow, provincial, and generally ignorant girl, who is so intellectually and socially repulsive, that their only redeeming qualities come in the from of sex appeal. Thus, their only value to society comes in the form of their oozing, jizz filled vag. They often sluts, and are commonly considered the most contemptable, worthless wastes of life on the planet.
Cooze- A superficial, shallow, provincial, and generally ignorant girl, who is so intellectually and socially repulsive, that their only redeeming qualities come in the from of sex appeal. They often sluts, and are commonly considered the most contemptable, worthless wastes of life on the planet.

My girl was fly, til she joined that sorority. Now I'm surrounded by coozery. But you know I still be bustin' them guts!

by Dr. Twerky, Professor of Booty May 14, 2015

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